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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

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[sharplydressed]

Kiyomitsu Kashuu i bought a bag of apples yesterday and they are literally jumping around on my counter as i'm typing this
Kiyomitsu Kashuu at this rate i don't think any of us are ever going to get back to work again tbh

[antagonize]

Jason Grace I can't even call these first world problems because where in the world do fruit gain faces? Only in Recollé, apparently.
Jason Grace Maybe it's time we consider jobs that DON'T involve food.

[sharplydressed]

Kiyomitsu Kashuu yeah this is definitely just us
Kiyomitsu Kashuu super lucky huh?
Kiyomitsu Kashuu anyway, i'll only have a problem if the milk jugs and coffee beans start smiling and dancing too

[antagonize]

Jason Grace Don't give them any ideas.
Jason Grace For all we know, they're monitoring the network for new and exciting ways to fuck us over.

[sharplydressed]

Kiyomitsu Kashuu ugh please no
Kiyomitsu Kashuu as if crazy customers aren't bad enough on their own
Kiyomitsu Kashuu @retrospec if my coffee beans start smiling and you say i only have myself to blame, i'm still blaming you

[antagonize]

Jason Grace Again with the ideas.
Jason Grace You're going to wind up with coffee beans that dance nothing but the cha cha at this rate.

[sharplydressed]

Kiyomitsu Kashuu as long as they don't scream when you grind them up, i guess that would be tolerable
Kiyomitsu Kashuu that isn't an invitation either retrospec

[antagonize]

Jason Grace Well.
Jason Grace Now I gotta grind them up for science.
Jason Grace Ask me how it goes in five.

[sharplydressed]

Kiyomitsu Kashuu omfg
Kiyomitsu Kashuu jason???
Kiyomitsu Kashuu if you end up getting cursed or something because you heard the angry siren song of death from some fruit, i can't help you

[antagonize]

Jason Grace Status update: They don't scream.
Jason Grace They also don't sing siren songs of death, so don't worry. I'm curse-free.

[sharplydressed]

Kiyomitsu Kashuu well i'm glad you're not cursed and that they don't scream like you're super murdering them
Kiyomitsu Kashuu but also that's not something i ever thought i'd have to type
Kiyomitsu Kashuu and i kind of hope i never have to type it again
Kiyomitsu Kashuu thanks for taking one for the science team though

[antagonize]

Jason Grace You are totally going to have to type that again.
Jason Grace But just doing my job, sir.
Jason Grace Butchering fruit and grinding them up is what I do best.

[sharplydressed]

Kiyomitsu Kashuu good to know i'll have someone to go to if i need any other foods dissected
Kiyomitsu Kashuu thanks in advance! (*ゝω・)ﾉ

[Who lets this punk roam free.]

[antagonize]

Jason Grace No problem.
Jason Grace Call me. Beep me. You know where to reach me. Etcétera.