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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[tarotcards]

Well, my WWE days are unfortunately behind me. I'm afraid I've been retired too long to engage in proper matches.

What a difficult day it'd be for me.

[commandertoolbelt]

wait what are you serious
you could be the one and only leprechaun wrestling champion and you're just going to pass that up?

[tarotcards]

I don't know. It's not like riding a bike.

You can forget how to pick up a chair and swing it around sometimes.

[commandertoolbelt]

how do you just forget how to swing a chair around
is it some ancient wrestling trade secret no one else is allowed to know or what cause i'm pretty sure i could do it if i wanted to

[tarotcards]

You could, but it wouldn't have the same devastating effects as a professionally trained wrestler.

Try to think of it like a punch. Anyone can throw a simple punch but they might hurt themselves or even miss their target. Now think of a black belt martial artist who has learned the ancient techniques of throwing the proper punch. They would absolutely destroy their enemies.

So it's just like that. But with a chair.

[commandertoolbelt]

oh well i guess i can’t argue with that
i’m pretty sure i’m in the "hurt themselves" camp anyway
but i guess you could always just thumb wrestle them or something instead