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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[rednerd]

THEY DON'T HAVE A FACE WHEN I AM EATING THEM.

[antagonize]

Neither will the fruit if you peel them before eating them. Problem solved. Your nutrition can thank me later.

[rednerd]

Great. You want me to skin my fruit alive while it's smiling happily before consuming its innards.

[antagonize]

Yep. That's exactly what I want you to do, Drake. It helps build character.

Though, I guess fruit cups and apple sauce might be easier for you. But I can't guarantee you won't find an eye floating in there.

[rednerd]

Oh my God, just stop.
Builds character? Calm down, Satan.

[antagonize]

Sorry, I seem to have misplaced my chill among all the fire and brimstone. Try again later. Maybe after you've gotten over your irrational fear of dancing fruit.

[rednerd]

I'm not AFRAID. I'm CONCERNED. There's a difference.
I wasn't aware the new norm of fruit was going to be facial features.
It's weird.

[antagonize]

With all that capslock yelling, you could have fooled me.
But alright, lets say you're concerned. In that case, you might want to do some breathing exercises before the next stupid change. They topped horses. They're definitely going to find a way to top THIS.

[rednerd]

I'm aware of how to cope with minor levels of stress, Doctor Grace, M.D.
Don't top this, STOP THIS.
How can they just suddenly change the entire genome structure of fruit?

[antagonize]

Are you? Might want to reinforce those coping skills, then.

Maybe they waved their magic wand on the seventh day and said: "Let there be bullshit."