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What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead!

Watch on YouTube

Cheers!

Jim Halloway
Research & Development
Retr

spec Incorporated

As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up.

In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude?

A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of ~~Lucy's birthday~~ the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain.

Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there!

Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

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maybe if we could see in the future
but unfortunately that is not one of our many talents

i mean who knows!
we probably should not give up hope on that just yet
your eyes ARE candy apple red :p

is that supposed to come with the ability to see into the future or something

well that depends
having any psychic premonitions?

yes
i predict i am tired of this retrospec horseshit
wow look at that im right

does calling it horseshit make it extra creepy because horses dont exist anymore?

chocoboshit just doesnt have the same bite as a swear

maybe it does!
to people who dont remember horses i mean
because it would be the normal thing for them and all

ugh
if i ever forget all this and say chocoboshit in all sincerity
im gonna need you to punch me

no way mister!
i am gonna be around to make sure you always remember horses
you cant leave me in the crazy pit alone :(

i dont intend to
its just a possibility to consider
because
if i ever say that i need SOMEONE to punch me???

thanks
i dont think i could punch you unless you did something really bad though
im sorry!!!

ok but jade
saying chocoboshit and meaning it
would be BAD

yes but you just said you are not leaving me alone in the crazy pit
and you have never let me down before, so i have no reason to punch you now or in the future
and thats that!

ok fine i will make dirk promise to punch me just in case

nooo! that is completely unnecessary
dont you realize what it means if you say chocobo sincerely?

Edited (dont talk to me about mobile tagging) 2017-03-18 20:24 (UTC)

i mean yeah
itd mean id have forgotten all of this
which would really fucking suck
but also
im worried about sounding like a tool if it ever happened

yes!
so it would be a waste of a punch because you would not even know what its for!!!!
also i guuuuuuess maybe it would just be an uncalled for punch in that situation

my heart of hearts would know
i got punched for being a tool
somehow

you are really determined to get your butt handed to you for something you wouldnt be able to control yeesh!!!
i would not let someone hit you for a dumb reason like being a tool who says chocoboshit

jade you gotta because i cannot accept a version of me who does that

no that is dumb and you are just a huge dumb idiot guy saying stupid things

its clearly a guy thing
we just gotta punch our other selves
manly shit

what the fuck were we originally talking about anyway

manly is a silly concept
i do not think asking your girlfriend to punch you because you are uncomfortable with the idea of saying something ridiculous is manly though

frisk being scared of the fruit!
which is not much better i guess

oh right
yeah i dont know how to fix that it IS kind of unnerving at first
i just got over it by going
well theres no fucking way im giving up apples so whatever?

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