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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[beastenderblood]

Velouria Tartine Hey Cool Dad how can I grow cool dark wings free of parental restraint like you
Velouria Tartine Will I ever be as gnarly as you, Cool Dad

[legne]

Ranko Kanzaki I cannot be free of parental restraint and be a Cool Dad at the same time! A Cool Dad is a patriarch who is always there for their beloved offspring!
Ranko Kanzaki And cease your usage of that term this instant!! [ she's still capitalising it though?? ]

[beastenderblood]

Velouria Tartine You mean you won't be there for me, Cool Dad?
Velouria Tartine Some father you are, I trusted you

[legne]

Ranko Kanzaki Please! I am not your real Cool Dad!
Ranko Kanzaki The emerald habit in question actually says Awesome Dad.
Ranko Kanzaki But that is beside the point! I wouldn't even know how to be a Cool and/or Awesome Dad! I am already bound to another calling...

[beastenderblood]

Velouria Tartine Another calling? You have another family??
Velouria Tartine Wait until Cool Mom hears about this cheater

[legne]

Ranko Kanzaki I would never!!
Ranko Kanzaki Even for one as fiendish as I, that is a bridge too far!

[ Even fallen angels have some standards, you know! ]

[beastenderblood]

Velouria Tartine I do have to respect your commitment to family, Midnight Maiden

[legne]

[ more like monogamy maiden ]

Ranko Kanzaki I have had enough of this mesmerism! You are merely trying to confuse me and send me down a darker path than even I dare to tread.
Ranko Kanzaki I will remove the offending garment at once and brace for Thor's thunder to once again course through my veins. Begone, foul villain!!

[beastenderblood]

[Stop stop, she can only laugh so hard before she starts choking.]

Velouria Tartine I don't think family values are generally considered a dark path
Velouria Tartine Kind of the opposite really

[legne]

Ranko Kanzaki despite my predisposition for sin there are some sins that i deliberately choose not to lay my optics on
Ranko Kanzaki ranko kanzaki still supports,
Ranko Kanzaki stll spportds
Ranko Kanzaki FAMILY VALUES

[ Guess who really did take off the shirt? And is now being continuously shocked? COOL DAD DON'T DIE ]

[beastenderblood]

Velouria Tartine Midnight Maiden: inspiration to kids and families everywhere

[legne]

Ranko Kanzaki im glad y ou fnally understadn

[ And with that, she'll be slamming her laptop shut. She can't take any more of the shocking.

Midnight Maiden has been...defeated. The shame of it all! ]