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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

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[appraiser]

better, of course! i'm trying to be a comfort. is it not working?

[professahhh]

I think I'm going to have nightmares about peeling their faces off.

[appraiser]

it'll be fine-- if you peel one now, and see that it's just fruit inside, that might help ease your worries
unless you only have blood oranges or something, i suppose

[professahhh]

Perhaps I'll just avoid apples and oranges from now on. I can eat other fruits. Like bananas.

[appraiser]

limes and lemons have faces too! :D
i'm going to miss those fruit though... apple pie and frozen lemonade... i can't even eat dark chocolate oranges anymore without thinking about faces...

[professahhh]

Well

at least I didn't eat much of those beforehand.

I suppose I'll try and think of it like cows and sheep. If it's in juice or pie, that's... not so bad, right? Just as long as you don't have to see where it comes from.

[ 8( ]

[appraiser]

"ignorance is bliss" huh? that's all well for ourselves, but are you able to turn a blind eye toward everybody else? Your parents, people at school, everybody around snacking on apples and citrus?

[professahhh]

Ryoji... remind me again if you're trying to make me feel better or worse?

[ Because he could have sworn Ryoji had said better but ]

[appraiser]

better!!!
sorry, i don't think i'm very good at it
sometimes people feel better talking about something else, sometimes people feel better if they tackle a problem head-on and come to a point where they feel like they're in control of the situation
which do you prefer?

[professahhh]

Hmm... I've never really thought about it.

I suppose there are some things one can't control. But avoiding the subject doesn't seem like a good option, either. Unless there's some reason you can't talk about it...

[appraiser]

we can't control the faces, but i can't really see a viable solution at the present either...
for the record, i prefer talking of other things!
if we can't determine the best course of action, i've faith that others will!

[professahhh]

Like cabbages and kings. Except... maybe we should steer clear of produce.

Have things improved for you, since you started looking into those sigils?

[appraiser]

i want to say yes, but it's hard to tell what sort of luck can be attributed to the sigils
on one hand, i was clearing my winter coats out of the closet today and found 20 dollars in one of the pockets
on the other hand, i've been getting nightmares recently and now fruit have mouths

[professahhh]

That's a net loss, I'd say.

Would you be interested in a nightmare remedy? It's been 100% verified to work... by me.

[appraiser]

100% huh...? i'm convinced. what is it?

[professahhh]

[ Attached was a pictures of a stuffed giraffe and a stuffed toucan. ]

You can borrow one of these! If you go to sleep with one, it's good-bye, nightmares!

[appraiser]

oh, how cute! i quite like the bird. are these yours?

[professahhh]

They certainly are. I've had them for some time, so I suppose you could say we're good friends.

[appraiser]

then i would be honored to have to protection of one of your friends
i hope i can become good friends with them too
are you sure you'll be alright without one of them?
tell me as soon as you do get weird dreams?

[professahhh]

I'll be all right, of course. I'm not a little kid, you know!

[ com...paratively. ]

Anyway, her name is Juliet.

[appraiser]

[ Ryoji. gasps out loud at the name Juliet, he loves the name Juliet ]

!!!!!
and the other one!!
is Romeo!?!?

[professahhh]

I'm afraid not -- his name is Geoffrey. And after what someone told me about Romeo and Juliet, I think that's best for both of them.

[ Nobody tell him that's also the name of some dumb mascot giraffe >8( ]