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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[parodeity]

yeah no i got that
but like
when you look at the photo with it
it makes it look kind of like fruit blood or smth?

[furtherforward]

fruit blood? that only makes me wish I had a lime to finish off the image. lemons wouldn't have green blood, but limes. . . . .

[parodeity]

i mean
thats a worthy cause to his the store maybe
so you can truly give off the full fruit serial killer vibe
shoot for 100/10

[furtherforward]

if I'm going for the fruit serial killer look, may as well go all the way with the lime.

Daaave... since you care so much about apples, tell me, do all kinds have faces now? do the golden delicious have faces like the red ones do?

[parodeity]

yeah unfortunately it is an across the board thing
luckily
i am enough of a heartless monster i dont give a fuck and will keep eating fruits anyway because
i love apples

also i agree you gotta commit to the fruit serial killer thing
get full points and extra

[furtherforward]

that's to be expected. if you really want something, nothing this trivial should keep you from it. even if it makes you "heartless" about fruit.

since you're such a great enabler of my spree-serial killing, I might have to go for it. this lime I found is begging to be my next victim, after all.

[parodeity]

i mean
its fruit
and while it seems happy and dancey i dont think its sentient
just you know
unsettling

i love apples too much to give in

[furtherforward]

that's right, it's just the appearance of it. getting worked up over not hurting the poor thing's not rational in the slightest. anybody with sense doesn't need to love apples to realize they're STILL FRUIT, just as they always were.

[parodeity]

and in the meantime its fun to freak people out murdering it i take it?

[furtherforward]

e
xact
ly

it's very effective. I suggest you try it sometime.

[parodeity]

the next time i want to completely wigg someone out over a piece of fruit i will keep that in mind