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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

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Akira Midousuji the lemons are real. you can go to the grocery store to see for yourself, the stack of trembling, smiling lemons...
Akira Midousuji unless? you really did mean ME, MYSELF? surely not. is this picture really so odd to you?

[admiringly]

Chiyo Matsuoka my kitchen always has fruits...
Chiyo Matsuoka i'm sorry!!
Chiyo Matsuoka i'm really sorry!!!

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Akira Midousuji GROSS
Akira Midousuji I even gave you a single chance to recover from your blatancy but you told the truth anyway! groossss. is it because you have no sense?? did you want so badly to tell me you thought I was Photoshopped that you'd say it twice?

[admiringly]

Chiyo Matsuoka i'm sorry!! i didn't mean to!!
Chiyo Matsuoka the angle of your selfie was just so severe
Chiyo Matsuoka i was surprised

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Akira Midousuji you "didn't mean to"? so that's why you said it twice, I get it. clears everything up for me, how NASTY you are
Akira Midousuji but I accept your apology.. since you insist on it so much.

[admiringly]

[ she must have really hurt his feelings if he's using such a strong word as nasty. she feels bad... ]

Chiyo Matsuoka thank you?
Chiyo Matsuoka are you okay though?
Chiyo Matsuoka from being zapped i mean

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[absolutely offended that anybody would find his weird selfie to be weird...]

Akira Midousuji huh?
Akira Midousuji it's fine. uploading a picture stopped it.
Akira Midousuji didn't it do this to everybody?

[admiringly]

[ god forbid anyone insult his teeth ]

Chiyo Matsuoka um no?
Chiyo Matsuoka my phone hasn't shocked me today
Chiyo Matsuoka but i uploaded a pic when it asked...

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[he doesnt need photoshop for uncanny valley perfection, that smile's totally natural]

Akira Midousuji well that's your problem. you obeyed it too soon! it did that to me when I navigated away from its inane request.
Akira Midousuji I wasn't AWARE that an app could request ELECTROCUTION permissions.
Akira Midousuji if it hasn't done it today.. you can look forward to next time, huuuuh?

[admiringly]

Chiyo Matsuoka umm
Chiyo Matsuoka are you saying you want me to be shocked...?
Chiyo Matsuoka i'm not planning to be for a first time or the next time?
Chiyo Matsuoka i do think that retrospec is doint a lot of illegal things though
Chiyo Matsuoka with its videos and recordings and this shocking thing

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Akira Midousuji I'm not saying anything like that... but if you want to read it that way, be my guest.
Akira Midousuji if you're after an electrifying but unrewarding experience, look forward to it.
Akira Midousuji but about the questionable legality.. if you try telling anybody about this weird app and what it's up to, most people have no clue what you're talking about. they can get away with most anything that way.