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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[tokencanadian]

I think there's still some fruit that doesn't have faces!
Plus that sounds like a good way to get scurvy

[frostythehitman]

Name a fruit without a face on it. I need to start buying fruits that won't give me a crisis of conscience every time I want some vitamin C.

[tokencanadian]

bananas, apparently?
And....



do peaches have faces?

[frostythehitman]

I don't know about peaches, I don't have any at home, but hold up

Bananas are face-free? Do you mean like just the peel, or the peel and the fruit inside?

[tokencanadian]

I believe I mean, no faces? At all?
Unless these fruits have faces... under their faces?

[frostythehitman]

So long as I don't have to see it, I don't care.

Let's see how long I can last eating bananas as my only fruit.

[tokencanadian]

There must be others. even a few!

[frostythehitman]

Are you willing to eat every fruit face out there to find the ones that are normal?

[tokencanadian]

Maybe??
Because I really loved apples before this tbh.
But now things are different

[frostythehitman]

Well, bananas are kind of a weird fruit.

Maybe it doesn't affect weird fruit? Like weird shaped stuff with strange peels. Starfruit and dragonfruit, maybe lychee? They're hard to get, but who knows, they may be the only safe fruits left.

[tokencanadian]

So you think it affects only the popular fruits?

[frostythehitman]

Wow, I didn't realize that 'popular' and 'weird' were listed as synonyms in the dictionary now.

I said "weird shaped". As in, not some normal smooth and round thing. Like stuff that's got spikes and is shaped like a tube or something. Hell, maybe even raspberries count.

[tokencanadian]

Alright, alright. it was just an idea.

In fact... Are any of those fruits even in that video?