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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[darkinferno]

[This is exactly what Dante believes and considering that he doesn't know how to cheat at cards very well... he's pretty sure Luke would take him for all he's worth.]

i bet you are

and that's exactly why i'm not gonna bet against you

anyways how's this gonna work out for you at the bar are you gonna have limes screaming when people cut them up and drown them in a bottle of corona?

[chiseler]

[How rude?]

then find me somebody willing to play because I could always use the entertainment
and don't remind me. seriously, don't remind me, I'm HOPING they shut up and don't actually scream. has that even been tested yet? god I haven't checked the fruit downstairs yet and I'm almost not sure I want to

[darkinferno]

[He's laughing]

this is what you signed up for when you decided to run a bar

screaming limes and dancing garnishes

[chiseler]

I did NOT sign up for sentient fruits and if I knew owning a bar meant I'd ever have to write that sentence I would have turned milligan down

[No he wouldn't, but still.]

I'm glad one of us is amused. thanks, jackass

[darkinferno]

okay but it's just a fruit

survival of the fittest, luke. are you really gonna let a fruit hold that sort of power over you

you knew i was a jackass when you decided to befriend me. don't tell me you're surprised

but real talk do you need someone to come over there and slay the vicious fruit for you apparently i'm good at that whole thing

[chiseler]

probably not, but you've gotta admit it's weird
also I would use the word "befriend" lightly, dante. that's still questionable. I'm not surprised though
let me teach you to properly wield a sword first and then you can play real life fruit ninja all you want. deal?

[darkinferno]

oh yeah it's definitely weird, i'm just not seeing the point of freaking out about it when it first appeared a week and a half ago. at least this time we had warning

anyway you're a sarcastic shit right back at me that's about as close to befriending as you get

nix the fruit ninja part and that sounds good. deal

[chiseler]

somehow a bunch of people missed the memo. think about it that way
and you've got a point. it's not enough to be frenemies but it's enough that we speak the same language and that's good enough for me
cool, that's all I ask. we'll get through it fast enough

[darkinferno]

that's not my fault. maybe they'll learn to keep an eye on the network from here on out

exactly i don't care about talking about our feelings or any of that shit, that's more info than i need out of anyone

[chiseler]

that's giving people a little too much credit and you and I both know that
who said anything about feelings in all of that? if I cared about your feelings I wouldn't be looking forward to smacking you around a bit

[darkinferno]

just further license to sit back and laugh further on down the road

and see this is why i said we've befriended each other if you WERE interested in that we'd have a problem

the looking forward to smacking you around goes both ways, for the record. it might not be as easy as you think

[chiseler]

dream on, man
and I'll believe it when I see it which'll be soon enough
but let's just say the smiling fruit's a little more believable than that