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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[sparsity]

i get it but
what if they're still just fruit

[divine_braid]

I know, but... Ugh.

Nevermind. Maybe I can... cut them up from the back and not have to look at their stupid smiling faces.

It's like having a bunch of apple clowns staring at me from the fridge. I had to turn them all around.

[sparsity]

apple clowns
that sounds right
you don't have to eat them or anything but i'd be sad to have to stop

[divine_braid]

I guess. Maybe I'll get over it eventually.

[sparsity]

it really bothers you that much?

[divine_braid]

It's creepy. And they bounce around when you try to do anything with them. How can this NOT be a bother?

[sparsity]

it is creepy but i don't think they're alive
maybe you can get the pre sliced kinds

[divine_braid]

Maybe... Or I could just stick with junk food until I get used to it. ;)

[Because that's totally the best answer.]

[sparsity]

not a bad plan
i'll take your share then

[divine_braid]

That can work.

[sparsity]

i promised someone i wouldn't eat one yet anyway
you're safe from me

[divine_braid]

Good to know. Just don'... eat one in class, okay?

[sparsity]

no one would even find it weird unless they're like us

[divine_braid]

My point exactly. I'M not ready to see one being eaten.