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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[tokencanadian]

At least it's Queen.
Not that that's much of a silver lining, but.

[notyourutopian]

I can think of worse.

Justin Bieber.
A world that ends to the sound of him crooning through the night.

Or dubstep.

[tokencanadian]

Ouch.

There's good dubstep. I'm sure.

I can't argue Beiber though.

[notyourutopian]

Good enough you'd want the world to end to it?

[tokencanadian]

if the world is going to end to ANYTHING it will be Queen.
There's just no comparison.

[notyourutopian]

I'd like to think it would end with something a bit more epic.
Something fully orchestral with a lot of base drums and wind instruments.

[tokencanadian]

Being played out to a piccolo may be a little much.

[notyourutopian]

A nice airy section of counter all the drums and explosions.

[tokencanadian]

And fire. If we're filling out the biblical quota

[notyourutopian]

Next?

Frogs.

[tokencanadian]

Or locust.
Then the water turns red with blood and etc.

God I should stop. I don't want to jinx this.

[notyourutopian]

I don't know.

Those all feel a little too 'classic' here.

Think weirder.

[tokencanadian]

Maybe




cars no longer exist?

[notyourutopian]

Ooh.

BUt what did they change into?

[tokencanadian]

[she legitimately has to think it over.]

Giant bugs.
Or something.
Idk. I'm a bit bad at this.

[notyourutopian]

...I can see it.
It's not that bad!

What kind of bug?

[tokencanadian]

Like beetles.
Rhino beetles.
Maybe dung beetles if the universe really wants to be cruel.

[notyourutopian]

Cars replaced by giant dung beetles.
Wow.

Do we still drive them?

[tokencanadian]

I know right?

Well, why not?

[notyourutopian]

Little harnesses?
And gas masks?