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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[rosebleue]

i wonder if they ever get tired of hopping around like that

fruit jails?? i guess that's one way to keep them tame. wouldn't want them to run around the house if they can do that

[esperimental]

It is mysterious, they don't have any organs or muscles indicative that they should be capable of motion.

I don't know, they seem pretty eager to be eaten, the ones in our house treated the counter as the most glorified stage.

[rosebleue]

i can't imagine being happy about being eaten but i suppose...they are fruit....so they'd just be fulfilling their purpose

they sure are making a big spectacle out of it though it seems

insert callout here if i was anyone other than your gf

[esperimental]

Maybe they're trying to save themselves from the inability of rotting, dancing sadly in a murky color with the inevitability of death. A choice between a dignified and quick end or a slow agonizing one.

[ Someone stop him. ]

STOPFKLASHLGGLKH DON'T EXPOSE ME LIKE THIS

[rosebleue]

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oooor maybe they're just trying to have a good time! you know, making the most of their short lives!!

[ Have you considered getting into creative writing Ritsu. ]

LOVE YOU

[esperimental]

[ THEY SHOULD SHARE WITH THE CLASS he's already brooding in his diary enough who knows maybe he has a future there ]

For the most part only intelligent life engage in fun but...

Who knows. That they all chose dance would be a hypothetical miracle in itself.

[ He's this close to considering it worthy of a study, but also on the other hand, Ritsu's certain he'd give himself a headache trying to find outliers. ]