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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[outpunch]

Juzo Sakakura Ugh
Juzo Sakakura Gross
Juzo Sakakura Gotta stick to chocolate for the time being

[spes_phthisica]

Soujirou Katsuki at least most candy doesn't actually have real fruit in it
Soujirou Katsuki i mean have you ever eaten a pear candy that even tasted like real pear
Soujirou Katsuki i guess we can just check candy to make sure there's only artificial stuff in them right??

[outpunch]

Juzo Sakakura No, never
Juzo Sakakura Thankfully
Juzo Sakakura So from now on we're supposed to check if the things we eat are smiling at us or not
Juzo Sakakura Great
Juzo Sakakura And I thought Japan was weird

[spes_phthisica]

Soujirou Katsuki apparently? new rule of thumb never eat anything that can wink back i guess
Soujirou Katsuki japan has never been this weird
Soujirou Katsuki i mean apart from that now it has because it seems all of the world apart from us think this is how its always been

[outpunch]

Juzo Sakakura What
Juzo Sakakura What's wrong with all of them
Juzo Sakakura They couldn't all have hit themselves on the head, could they
Juzo Sakakura And somehow, I bet it's pointless telling them that they're wrong
Juzo Sakakura SO WRONG
Juzo Sakakura More fruits for them
Juzo Sakakura If this shit happens to sweets I'm gonna put whoever's behind this in jail, I swear

[He has a mission now...]