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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[goen]

Miss M, that's what you'd call demon possession. That's when you kill the meat harder to get it stop....

If we were in colonial times everyone would totally be burning these fruits to get the devil out of them! (꒪д꒪)

[caelestialis]

Burn them?! 😶 😱

Wow- That's a lot of fruits on fire considering that all of them seem to be this way. Can you imagine the bonfires? So many fruits 🔥 🍎🍋🍊 🔥

[goen]

Drastic times! But at least the burnings would smell nice and fruity ✧( ु•⌄• )

But then we wouldn't have apple pie or orange juice anymore? So that scenario is stupid and worthless. GET OUT, SCENARIO

But I guess over time there could be fruit smugglers and an underground fruit trade. Fruit bootleggers...! Only the dirtiest of dons will have the connections to wine and dine on a fresh glass of orange juice to go with their Beluga caviar and murder

[caelestialis]

A fruit based criminal underworld! Who would have thought our city would have to turn to such depths to make sure they can get their delicious share of Vitamin C?

I guess in this scenario, fruit inspectors will be our hard boiled detectives. Doing their best to keep their eyes peeled for any no good crimes of smuggling and counterfeiting fruits! [ a pause. ] Pun unintended, for once in my life.