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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[judicatus]

No more or less than any other previously proven method, I should imagine
The faces are only superficial, after all

[ right? he hasn't actually checked for himself just yet, so... god, he hopes it doesn't go any deeper than the faces. ]

[erythristic]

and i take it the dancing doesn't cause you any distress whatsoever.

[judicatus]

I'm not pleased about the commotion but I would hardly count that as distress.

[ just wait until he brings himself to actually slice one open. just wait. ]

[erythristic]

then could you do me a favor and record yourself eating one? a bite will do. it's for purely scientific research.

[judicatus]

[ grell, no. please. ]

I don't see why a recording is necessary. I'd rather not have a video of myself accessible on this network, besides

[erythristic]

because it's undeniable evidence given how unlikely you would ever be to falsify a video. one bite and we take your word that fruit is fruit, faces or not.

[judicatus]

[ before he answers this, he takes the time to send ardyn the photographic evidence of his fruit murder. he takes a lot of time. ]

I'm no more likely to falsify a photo than a video, am I? And I've already sent one to Izunia

[ he attaches it again, just in case ardyn isn't inclined to share. ]

[erythristic]

you're almost thee. just bite it.

[judicatus]

[ ugh. uuUUUUUuugh grell why

another not-insignificant amound of time passes before he sends another photo: much the same as before, but this time one of the halves has a distinct bite taken out of it. whether or not it's the singing half remains unseen. ]

Is that enough of a bite for you?

[erythristic]

more than enough. your adventure in the name of research is much appreciated, and i thank you for it.

[he ate it. this is the best moment in a while and no one can see her grinning at her desk.]