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[recollecters]

What's up, users! We've mostly fixed the technical problems we were having earlier (unless Danny missed something again) but you might want to wear green. Also, I'm supposed to make a vague and mysterious informational post here but that sounded boring so I made a video presentation instead! Watch on YouTube Cheers! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As of this post all apples, oranges, lemons, and limes have been replaced in-universe as the silly dancing fruits shown above. This means that as with Chocobos all NPCs will insist this is how things have always been and history/movies/etc will back them up. In honor of St. Patrick's Day characters will find a request from Retrospec to upload a picture of themselves to the network in which they are wearing something green. They will find themselves shocked lightly by their device if they try to use it without complying. Rude? A non-triggered memory regain can be earned through participation in this post in honor of Lucy's birthday the holiday with proof of a single thread with at least five comments from your character. If you plan to redeem this, please submit it to our regains page with the explanation of "March freebie". This must be submitted before April to be valid! Regardless of whether or not a character earns the freebie, all characters will find a gold coin with the Retrospec logo on one side and a Chocobo on the other. On the outside edge of the coin they will find "Jim, put a meaningful quote here. - Janet" engraved in a beautiful font. The Chocobo will morph into a horse should your character obtain the memory regain from the event; it will stay a Chocobo if your character does not obtain the memory regain. Please see our OOC information post HERE for some information and reminders - you can direct any questions about this post there! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[starfruitfrog]

Yuki Sato You should go see a doctor about your stationery allergy.
Yuki Sato What about a box?
You could put cat stickers on it.

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Lee I only see doctors if they're pretty.
Yoon-sung Lee That's an office thing too.

[starfruitfrog]

Yuki Sato That's so shallow.
Yuki Sato Put it in a plastic supermarket bag then.

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Lee At least I won't drown in trying to find a real meaning to love.
Yoon-sung Lee Who uses plastic?

[starfruitfrog]

Yuki Sato No, but you'll still die from complications if there's a shortage of doctors that you find pretty. That would be the real tragedy.
Yuki Sato Most people. But you can have a supermarket bag made with your choice of biodegradable, organic materials instead.

[vendettastool]

[he replies this way because of fruit + vodka so forgive him~]

Yoon-sung Lee Of course it will be a real tragedy!
Yoon-sung Lee I'm too perfect to die before I manage to leave all my money to a perfect copy of me!
Yoon-sung Lee I don't know what my housekeeper uses but I refuse to use it anyways.
Yoon-sung Lee All paperwork stays out of my sight because I says so.

[starfruitfrog]

[Someone should really tell him to put the phone away somewhere safe before drinking...]

Yuki Sato Then you better take care of yourself and maybe find a pretty doctor to call just in case.

Yuki Sato As if paperwork ever listens to what anyone wants.

[vendettastool]

[People have tried but none have ever succeeded.]

Yoon-sung Lee I could do that.
Yoon-sung Lee It will listen to me or it will get the fire.
Yoon-sung Lee Or just be used to start a fire in my fireplace this house is chilly.

[starfruitfrog]

[Love yourself, please.]

Yuki Sato You will do that.
Yuki Sato It's not like I'm really responsible with my paperwork either or anything but that is such a bad idea.

[vendettastool]

[He does! Just... in questionable ways.]

Yoon-sung Lee People who are aren't trust-worthy. They can be sneaking something into their papers.
Yoon-sung Lee Like world domination or tea cakes.

[starfruitfrog]

Yuki Sato Or maybe they're just organized.
Yuki Sato Can't imagine someone organized sneaking something gross like tea cakes into their paperwork.
Yuki Sato And you know that world domination is just an abstract concept, right?




Yuki Sato Wait
Are you drunk or something?

[vendettastool]

Yoon-sung Lee There is organization.
Yoon-sung Lee Then there is organization geared to take over the world one piece of paper at a time!



Yoon-sung Lee I'm pleasantly soberish
Yoon-sung Lee Drunk is a state of mind that I haven't reached yet.

[starfruitfrog]

Yuki Sato That sounds like thje beginnings of a conspiracy theory.

Yuki Sato Right....Then before you do get to that state of mind remember to go have some water and not to drive until you've had some sleep.