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[gnasher]

[retrospec is treated today to a whole lot of skin. some RU students might recognise this exhibitionist as the much overworked first-year VP of RU's swimming team. others might recognise him simply as someone in need of a shirt]

Oi, RU students, listen up.

[luckily, this half-naked guy has some interesting accessories to keep him warm. they're doing a good job of it, if the colour on his deadpan face is anything to go by]

Dedication. Teamwork. Passion. Strength of character.

[as he's talking, he crosses his arms, and the floaties squeak!! around his biceps. a red eye twitches, ever-so-slightly]

These are just some of the qualities that we cultivate in the RU swimming team. If you want to be pushed to greater heights, if you have an athletic dream you want to pursue, or if you just have a love of the water, there's a team waiting for you. We work hard, and we get results. Slackers need not apply.

Seize the opportunity to be more, with us.

[the tube slips down his waist a little, squeak-a-squeak!!]

So.... [a yawning chasm of silence here] ....h-hop along and sign up at the bulletin board outside the RU natatorium, today.

Comments

my heart says triple spacing

[goen]

Every sports club peddles that crap! What do you guys have that no one else does? Something that says


"For every second you aren't with us, you're literally closer to becoming a piece of trash."

your dreams are beautiful

[gnasher]

i'm all for the captain from hell angle, but that's a little discouraging. or at least, you can't start out crushing out their self-esteem, that comes later.

[goen]

Joining the club is what's supposed to raise their self-esteem! You don't have like some dreamboat everyone wants to be around or tons of awards or something?

[gnasher]

i don't want people just after awards or a lay. i want committed, passionate people, who want to be pushed to their limits, and help others as much as themselves.

[goen]

God you're a killjoy

Do you ever think about how swimming as a sport is just going back and forth in a line really fast in the water

[gnasher]

so? skiing is just not falling down a mountain. football is chasing a ball and pretending to get hurt.

don't talk shit about swimming just because it's not your thing.

[goen]

[ Rin has strong swimming feelings... who'da thunk ]

I'm not trashing your dumb sport! It's not my fault it sounds so inherently lame. (`口´)

Forget it, you've got no sense of fun. I'm not putting on floaties for a stick in the mud. The floaties would be a lie!!! (#`皿´)