> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

Comments

[alienates]

Just so you know
If I get arrested I will take you down with me.

[sharplydressed]

i'll be seeing you in jail, then! ☆*ヾ(-∀・*)*+☆

[alienates]

Most people end up shanking the ones who send them to jail you know.
I am pretty sure that's how it works?

[sharplydressed]

oh, true...（´︿｀）
well
just make sure to stab my bad side so they can photo my good side b(￣▽￣*)

[alienates]

Alright it's a deal.
Let's virtually shake on this agreement on getting shanked.

[sharplydressed]

🤝
sealed deal!
no going back now

[alienates]

Wait
Shit if you actually get stabbed now what if this is used as evidence against me??

[sharplydressed]

should have thought about that one before you decided to sign yourself up for this (๑ゝڡ◕๑)

[alienates]

When I die I am adding you to the list of people I'm going to haunt.

[sharplydressed]

okay but
how are you going to haunt me if i'm already dead and stabbed
are we going ghost inception here

[alienates]

I am sure it is completely possible to haunt other ghosts
What the fuck do ghosts even do if you're not haunting each other?

[sharplydressed]

haunt the living duh
but i guess that's a pretty one-sided friendship...
wow （・□・）
do you think that means that all ghost friendships are basically just mutual hauntings?

[alienates]

Probably.
Maybe that's how ghost dating works too.
Sometimes you take the haunting to the next level.

[sharplydressed]

you know
this is way more thought than i ever imagined myself putting into ghost relationships

[alienates]

We might as well get it figured out now so we save ourselves time and trouble later on.
Hopefully much much much later on

[sharplydressed]

that's the kind of curse i definitely don't want to deal with
i'm young
i have so much life left to live before i start haunting people to make friends （・∩・）

[alienates]

I mean to be fair
I am pretty sure there are plenty of people alive who haunt people to make friends.

[sharplydressed]

wow...
i mean true
but it sounds pretty sad when you put it like that

it also opens up a whole new world of ghosting jokes though

[Just end him here.]

[alienates]

Is this an insight to what your love life is like, dude?

[sharplydressed]

no way!
my love life isn't that sad
and i'm not that rude
mostly

[Mostly. He's not rude when it counts, okay.]

[alienates]

I'm just saying that in case that it IS
This is a no judgment zone.
Ok there is a little judging but not as much as it could be

[sharplydressed]

as much as i appreciate the reduced judgment, you can save the discount for someone who actually has a messy or sad love life

[His is currently nonexistent but where's the sadness in that, okay!]

[alienates]

[ the sadness is it being nonexistent but karkat legitimately cannot judge there because he is in the same boat ]

Think of it as an advance discount
Always applicable

[sharplydressed]

[Ah, here they lie together in the same grave of an emptyass love life.]

don't act like i'm definitely going to need it!

now if you can make that discount something i can pass on to other people, though...
then it might actually be worth something

[Because he's a big fat punk who likes teasing his dateless friends.]

[alienates]

It will depend on the people
As in I won't let you just give it away to just anyone.
They need to deserve it.