> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

Comments

[alienates]

I mean to be fair
I am pretty sure there are plenty of people alive who haunt people to make friends.

[sharplydressed]

wow...
i mean true
but it sounds pretty sad when you put it like that

it also opens up a whole new world of ghosting jokes though

[Just end him here.]

[alienates]

Is this an insight to what your love life is like, dude?

[sharplydressed]

no way!
my love life isn't that sad
and i'm not that rude
mostly

[Mostly. He's not rude when it counts, okay.]

[alienates]

I'm just saying that in case that it IS
This is a no judgment zone.
Ok there is a little judging but not as much as it could be

[sharplydressed]

as much as i appreciate the reduced judgment, you can save the discount for someone who actually has a messy or sad love life

[His is currently nonexistent but where's the sadness in that, okay!]

[alienates]

[ the sadness is it being nonexistent but karkat legitimately cannot judge there because he is in the same boat ]

Think of it as an advance discount
Always applicable

[sharplydressed]

[Ah, here they lie together in the same grave of an emptyass love life.]

don't act like i'm definitely going to need it!

now if you can make that discount something i can pass on to other people, though...
then it might actually be worth something

[Because he's a big fat punk who likes teasing his dateless friends.]

[alienates]

It will depend on the people
As in I won't let you just give it away to just anyone.
They need to deserve it.

[sharplydressed]

what's with all these rules (￣Д￣
but fine, fine!
if i find someone who's earned it, i'll pass it on and direct them your way
you're welcome in advance

[alienates]

You have to set boundaries for shit like this!!
Or else it all devolves into chaos and you have no idea what the fuck is even happening anymore

[ to be fair do either of them even know what's happening anymore right now??? what happened to this conversation. ]

[sharplydressed]

[HE SURE DOESN'T... There were cute cats and now he's talking about sad, sad love lives and the inevitability of becoming a ghost. What happened? He still doesn't know. He blinked and everything changed.

It says a lot that he rolls with it anyway, honestly.]

so this is a no chaos zone huh?
picky!
tbf i think things became chaotic as soon as ghosts were brought into the mix though
but that's fine
i'll leave the boundary setting to you too, captain chaos

[alienates]

Well
Shit
How the fuck did we start talking about ghosts??

[sharplydressed]

honestly
that's a good question?
i could just scroll up to find out but i think i'm going to leave it as a mystery
cats to ghosts: the conversation
kind of catchy

[alienates]

It actually sounds like the title of a possible documentary or something.
Probably the ones they'll make of us when we're haunting people and ghost hunters are trying to exorcise us.

[sharplydressed]

probably!
i have to go work on my pose for our bluray cover now (*・∀-)☆

[alienates]

Unless they go for some minimalistic shit and neither of us end up on it.

[sharplydressed]

don't take my 5 seconds of fame away before it even begins

[alienates]

Hollywood is a goddamn cruel beast that sucks away at the souls of anyone naive enough to venture into it without proper protection.
They will eat you alive.

[sharplydressed]

are you a cute cat mom or some rough and tumble hollywood ex-actor who's really seen it all?
or maybe just a ghost pretending you're not a ghost
i can't tell anymore

[alienates]

Don't be ridiculous.
If I'm a ghost then how am I typing?
Ghosts go through shit.
I think.
Unless they use telekinesis or something

[sharplydressed]

that's what possession is for! (ง •̀ω•́)ง✧
don't possess someone just to tell a person that hollywood is corrupt though
i'm sure they don't appreciate it

[alienates]

Ok but isn't possession like a higher tier ghost ability?
It doesn't seem like the kind of thing that just any ghost would have.

[sharplydressed]

i don't know!
i don't know how ghosts work

is this your way of telling me you're a super powerful vengeful spirit?

[Where did the vengeance come from.]

[alienates]

Why are you interested??
Are you secretly an exorcist or something????

[ KARKAT YOU'RE NOT A GHOST WHY ARE YOU CONCERNED ABOUT THIS they're both so dumb ]