> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

Comments

[sharplydressed]

as much as i appreciate the reduced judgment, you can save the discount for someone who actually has a messy or sad love life

[His is currently nonexistent but where's the sadness in that, okay!]

[alienates]

[ the sadness is it being nonexistent but karkat legitimately cannot judge there because he is in the same boat ]

Think of it as an advance discount
Always applicable

[sharplydressed]

[Ah, here they lie together in the same grave of an emptyass love life.]

don't act like i'm definitely going to need it!

now if you can make that discount something i can pass on to other people, though...
then it might actually be worth something

[Because he's a big fat punk who likes teasing his dateless friends.]

[alienates]

It will depend on the people
As in I won't let you just give it away to just anyone.
They need to deserve it.

[sharplydressed]

what's with all these rules (￣Д￣
but fine, fine!
if i find someone who's earned it, i'll pass it on and direct them your way
you're welcome in advance

[alienates]

You have to set boundaries for shit like this!!
Or else it all devolves into chaos and you have no idea what the fuck is even happening anymore

[ to be fair do either of them even know what's happening anymore right now??? what happened to this conversation. ]

[sharplydressed]

[HE SURE DOESN'T... There were cute cats and now he's talking about sad, sad love lives and the inevitability of becoming a ghost. What happened? He still doesn't know. He blinked and everything changed.

It says a lot that he rolls with it anyway, honestly.]

so this is a no chaos zone huh?
picky!
tbf i think things became chaotic as soon as ghosts were brought into the mix though
but that's fine
i'll leave the boundary setting to you too, captain chaos

[alienates]

Well
Shit
How the fuck did we start talking about ghosts??

[sharplydressed]

honestly
that's a good question?
i could just scroll up to find out but i think i'm going to leave it as a mystery
cats to ghosts: the conversation
kind of catchy

[alienates]

It actually sounds like the title of a possible documentary or something.
Probably the ones they'll make of us when we're haunting people and ghost hunters are trying to exorcise us.

[sharplydressed]

probably!
i have to go work on my pose for our bluray cover now (*・∀-)☆

[alienates]

Unless they go for some minimalistic shit and neither of us end up on it.

[sharplydressed]

don't take my 5 seconds of fame away before it even begins

[alienates]

Hollywood is a goddamn cruel beast that sucks away at the souls of anyone naive enough to venture into it without proper protection.
They will eat you alive.

[sharplydressed]

are you a cute cat mom or some rough and tumble hollywood ex-actor who's really seen it all?
or maybe just a ghost pretending you're not a ghost
i can't tell anymore

[alienates]

Don't be ridiculous.
If I'm a ghost then how am I typing?
Ghosts go through shit.
I think.
Unless they use telekinesis or something

[sharplydressed]

that's what possession is for! (ง •̀ω•́)ง✧
don't possess someone just to tell a person that hollywood is corrupt though
i'm sure they don't appreciate it

[alienates]

Ok but isn't possession like a higher tier ghost ability?
It doesn't seem like the kind of thing that just any ghost would have.

[sharplydressed]

i don't know!
i don't know how ghosts work

is this your way of telling me you're a super powerful vengeful spirit?

[Where did the vengeance come from.]

[alienates]

Why are you interested??
Are you secretly an exorcist or something????

[ KARKAT YOU'RE NOT A GHOST WHY ARE YOU CONCERNED ABOUT THIS they're both so dumb ]

[sharplydressed]

if i WAS a secret exorcist
which i'm not!
you can't expect me to show my hand to someone who's possibly a secret ghost

[They're both so dumb why is he still rolling with this]

[alienates]

Just because you're a secret exorcist doesn't mean you are necessarily GOOD at keeping it a secret.
You seem to be, I don't know....... very knowledgeable on the subject.

[ "knowledgeable" as if both of them haven't been making shit up ]

[sharplydressed]

maybe i'm just pretending to be knowledgeable about the subject to make you think i'm way too careless to be an actual exorcist
or maybe a real exorcist totally put me up to this and i'm just info-gathering

[Literally what is happening.]

[alienates]

What if I suspected all of this and am just feeding you information to throw you off the tracks of the real ghost?
Now you'll focus all your attention on me when the real ghost can continue doing paranormal activities.

[sharplydressed]

then you're still fraternizing with the ghost enemy!
unless there's some tragic backstory here
like the ghost you're protecting used to give you half off on all your pizzas at the pizza joint