> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

Comments

[caelestialis]

Oh you're right!

A genius as always, Karkat!

[alienates]

I do my best to mask my genius so everyone won't be intimidated by my great ideas.
It is a hard job but I am but a modest creature.

[caelestialis]

You are a kind soul for thinking so generously for the peons. I'll remember that when getting sweets at the store and trying to make sure I get your favourite.

I'm guessing I'll also be adding 'cat treats' to my grocery list as well for the sweeties.

[alienates]

They'll appreciate it.
Especially Com, since she has been a diva ever since she pushed them out.
Actually she's always been a diva but now it's just more obvious than usual.
She's staring at me right now, as if she knows I am shit talking her.

[caelestialis]

Careful now! Cars are devious and sneaky creatures. She maybe just staring at you for now but who knows what she's plotting for next when you least expect it?

Maybe she plans to shed extra hard on your towels later.

[alienates]

Hahahaha joke's on her
I have already accepted my fate that I will have to constantly wash my towels due to excessive cat hair.

[caelestialis]

You truly think five steps ahead of everything, Karkat.

I promise to keep towels in mind when getting a present for you. Seems only fair you have back ups for your back up's back ups!

[alienates]

Well if there is ever a cat apocalypse at least we will be way ahead of everyone else with towels.

[caelestialis]

We're the forward thinkers of our time.

But really-! Anything you'd like me to pick up for the cats? I'm planning to get Kara some dog treats this week so I can grab something for you while I'm at the store.

[alienates]

Do you know those wand toys?
The sticks with stuff on the end of them that cats like to swat at.
If you can get at least one that would be great since I have no idea what happened to the one I already had.
Lost in the cat void probably.

[caelestialis]

I do! Our cat adored those back in the day so I think I'm an expert on them. At least the ones that'll last for a while.

Expect one of few of them at your place during the weekend, Karkat! Think of it as a 'welcome' gift for the kitties and a 'you're a great person' in general gift for you.

[alienates]

It is nice to have my greatness appreciated.
I had no idea the way to get everyone to see it was by showing off newborns. You learn new things every day.

Thanks.