> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

Comments

[5kotai]

enjoy the people enjoying your kittens! they surely outnumber one jerk.

rom and com... romcom... romantic comedy?

now you need two names that begin with r! or food names, maybe.

[alienates]

True.
I'm sure everyone would beat him up anyway.

You got it.
Clever, right?

Too bad there isn't another animal that suddenly got replaced by something.
It would make matching with Chocobo a lot easier.

[5kotai]

that's a cute theme for them! those movies are sweet and silly like cats can be.

yeah, that's still kind of weird? so is naming a kitten after a bird though. i kind of don't want another animal switch... it would get confusing to match up what went where!

it might happen, won't it?

[alienates]

It might be too obvious if there is another animal switch like that, but at the same time I think we should be ready in case it happens.
It might be something even dumber?
What if ants gets replaced by something absurdly huge, but everyone still treats them as if they're tiny.

[5kotai]

all i can think about now
is people trying to use a tiny can bug of spray or a fly swatter on them.

also large scale, supposedly mysterious food burglaries.

[alienates]

They still live in ant hills, and the ant hills are still tiny.
How they fit in them, we don't know, yet they somehow manage.

Jesus. It's kind of funny how I can honestly picture all of this without any trouble.

[5kotai]

hahaha

i do like living here, but it really isn't hard to imagine ridiculous stuff like that happening now. it's that kind of place?

let's just hope cats don't turn into dragons or something.

[alienates]

Oh my god
Never say that again my apartment is not big enough for that and I don't think getting set on fire via dragon is covered in our insurance policy.

[5kotai]

sorry!

that actually sounds really scary. also, cats are wonderful animals, i want them to stay as cats and not mysteriously disappear from existence.

[alienates]

Maybe we should be saying that they're awful and that we hate them so they'd leave the cats alone?
Then they can tackle something we don't care about as much.

[5kotai]

uh, it can't be a pest either.

otherwise we'll have the giant ant problem.

[alienates]

Maybe they can replace something useless with a thing that is actually beneficial to us?
That probably won't happen.