> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

Comments

[alienates]

Jesus, don't tell me you're into torture porn.
You do seem the type to be into people's limbs flying everywhere.
And no, that does not mean that. That was your one and only visit to my place.

[true_noir]

Heavens no! If the dashing spy can't escape the death trap to confront their cackling nemesis, it's an awful spy thriller. I need to work on your film repertoire if you don't understand this yet.

And I hardly think that will be my one and only visit. It might just become a regular venture at this rate.

[alienates]

It's almost adorable how sure you are about all of this.
I feel bad for your actual friends and how much you must meddle in their lives if this is how you are with mine.

[true_noir]

They are not nearly as stubborn as you, but they area also not nearly as plagued by little troubles as you are, either. You could easily turn into quite the little project, I must say. I haven't had one like that in a long time.

[alienates]

If you ever call me a project again I'm shitting on your lawn.

[true_noir]

Am I going to have to bring a spritz bottle with me to paper train you around my house? Do not think that I won't do this.

[She totally would.]

[alienates]

I'm blocking you.

[true_noir]

Oh very well. No spritz bottle. I think we've had enough fun with this conversation for one day anyway. Have a good evening, Karkat.

[You know, assuming he hadn't actually blocked her. That'd be a bridge she'd need to cross later if it ended up being the case.]

[alienates]

[ i don't even know if there is a block function on retrospec tbh ]

[true_noir]

[*giggles* Neither do I.]