> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

Comments

[appraiser]

you're surrounded by loving people though
there's your friends and family
and Anya
and me

[alienates]

[ this is the fastest karkat has ever been adopted in his entire life ]

When you say it like that if I said anything to the contrary I would sound like the biggest asshole that the universe ever spat out.

[appraiser]

lol that's because there's nothing to the contrary to say
people love you
so don't be afraid to love them back

1/2

[alienates]

I'M NOT

[alienates]

I mean
I'm not afraid of something like that.
It's just very aaahhhhhgghhhhh

[appraiser]

aaahhhhhgghhhhh = embarrassing?
it doesn't have to be to a person, you can practice by saying them to your cats, to start

[alienates]

That's also embarrassing but for a whole different set of reasons.
Is there going to be an exam on this after?
I have to successfully pass all of the love hurdles in order the graduate.

[appraiser]

lol
the final exam is me! you have to say it to me

[alienates]

If I die immediately afterwards you have to promise to bury me somewhere classy.

[appraiser]

not the graveyard?
you could also get cremated and scattered into the sea
there's also those biodegradable urns in which your ashes are used to give life to a tree
it might be nice to become a tree

[alienates]

I'd be a terrible tree.
They'd probably cut me down to build a convenience store over me or something equally as ironic.

[appraiser]

ironic because you're also always open and available to anybody who needs you 24/7? being the foundation of a convenience store doesn't sound so bad

[alienates]

Are you psychic?
Because that was exactly what I was going to say!

Except not at all.

[appraiser]

aww i thought for sure that i got it
you tell me, how are you like a convenience store?

[alienates]

I'm no one's favorite store.

Also I work at one.

[appraiser]

which store? it'll be my favorite because you are there

[alienates]

Holy shit

Grub Mart

[appraiser]

i have no idea where that is, but i'll find it and i'll find you
and maybe purchase a pint of mint chip ice cream
please make sure some is in stock

[alienates]

We'll see.
I fucking love mint ice cream so I can make no promises of what I buy with my discount for working there.

[appraiser]

（*’∀’人）♥
we have the same tastes lol
let's share a pint

[alienates]

[ karkat is sharing too much ice cream with persona boys wtf ]

Are you buying?

[appraiser]

lol i was trying to piggyback off your employee discount, but yes, i could buy

[alienates]

Prove your worth and then you can mooch off my discount.
And by proving your worth I mean buy the first pint of ice cream.

[appraiser]

alright~ we can alternate who buys every time we share

[alienates]

[ it's going to take him a bit to realize he just agreed to sharing mint ice cream. he got distracted by... well, the ice cream. ]

Wow
Good to know that equal chivalry is not dead in the year 2017.