> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

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[alienates]

She likes to hide them around the apartment and then when you finally find one, she'll rush over and steal it from you and then the process starts all over again.
It;s like a really wrong version of hide and seek where you end up running out of socks to wear a lot.

[admiringly]

oh nooooo
that's really cute!!
queen com of sock kingdom
you must pay a sock tribute to enter
at least you don't have to wear socks everywhere?

[alienates]

I prefer sneakers!!!
You need socks for those!!

[admiringly]

ok how about this
if you're running low on socks let me know
i will make the proper sacrifices for com's altar

[alienates]

Wow
Pretty soon you'll replace me as her favorite human.

[admiringly]

i don't think that will ever happen
you're the com whisperer aren't you?
but i'm here to enable your sneaker wearing too

[alienates]

I don't know
If she starts getting her stash from someone other than me then she might have a change of heart.