> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

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[alienates]

I am going to be perfectly honest I cannot tell if that smiley face is actually happy or if you hold a personal grudge against those stray cats.

Sure. Just let me know if you change your mind or not.

[tearable]

[ Oh my god??? ]

What? No! I just don't want to prattle on about something completely irrelevant that only has a thread of connection with the topic of cats!

I would never hold a grudge against them.

[alienates]

You can never really tell when a :) is being used passive aggressively or not these days.
Maybe you wanted to avenge your cows I don't know.

[tearable]

They're cows... they're not the brightest in the bunch. Not like the kittens put an assault on them, just ate some feed from them.

Point is... okay. Yes, I am interested but I'm weighing my options on which pet would be best. Hypothetically, you know.

[ Drop the act? ]

[alienates]

Hypothetically speaking, exactly who do you not want to know that you are hypothetically trying to figure out if a dog or cat would be a better pet for them?

[tearable]

Hypothetically, someone's daughter or son would definitely benefit from secrecy.

[ JADE, IM SO SORRY. ]

[alienates]

Hypothetically speaking, which would you prefer to have in your home?

[tearable]

In theory, someone would be okay with both so long as there isn't too much of a mess and their furniture isn't ruined.

But, in a situation where I WOULD adopt one, it would ultimately be for their daughter, not for the one adopting.

[alienates]

Ok so
Has this hypothetical daughter ever taken care of a baby animal before?

[tearable]

If she could have, she would have.

But, all evidence would point to no.

[alienates]

Ok well you hypothetically seem to know what you're doing so I guess that would work out there.
Anyway what are your thoughts on possibly getting one of each?

[tearable]

That would instill fear and worry, but there's worse things out there. Could end up with a farm animal in the backyard or something.

I think.

[alienates]

Where I used to live my neighbor had a ton of chickens in their backyard and they would get out from their yard and shit in mine.
Don't get chickens.
Hypothetically.

[tearable]

Trust me, chickens are so far down the list of what someone could possibly want in a newly bought house.

[ Think of the floor. The yard. The anything. ]

[alienates]

Unless you are an avid chicken lover who gives zero regards to the state of your home.
Which.......... does not seem likely to be a category you would fall under.

[tearable]

Thank you? That's oddly flattering.

But.

We'll keep in touch, if that's alright. I appreciate you talking me through possible cat-parenthood.

Hypothetically. :)

[alienates]

See you hypothetically later then.