> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

Comments

[alienates]

Anya I am not putting peanut butter on lemons.
That sounds disgusting?
Like a horrible mesh of things that should not go together. An abomination of the food triangle.

[constellates]

why do you eat the outside of the lemon
not good

[alienates]

Ok but you put lemon chunks into your drinks right??
What if there's residue peanut butter on them?

[constellates]

you squeeze the lemon ?
yes ?
do you put in the entire lemon
why

[alienates]

Wait
Are you telling me you don't just put the lemon chunks in the drink??
I thought that's what you're supposed to do.

[constellates]

anyas family squeezes the lemon juice into the drink
but you can have your lemon chunks

[alienates]

I mean
You can squeeze it I guess??

You could always try squeezing some and then putting chunks in it.

[constellates]

would there be anything left in the chunk
that is the peanut butter problem again

[alienates]

We can leave stuff in the chunks!
Otherwise it would probably be like sticking lemon carcasses into your drink.

[constellates]

and they will still be smiling
worrying

[alienates]

The whole always smiling no matter what thing is really fucking weird right?
Even if they aren't sentient it still makes the whole thing creepier.
I would prefer if they actually changed facial expressions at this point.

[constellates]

but then they would look sad
when they are eaten
then i cannot eat them

[alienates]

To be fair
Looking happy at being eaten really is not that much better.
It's pretty masochistic isn't it?

[constellates]

i do not like to think about it

[alienates]

At least it's only those four fruit and not ALL fruit.
But I guess it's because only those four were apart of the fruity rumpus asshole factory.....

[constellates]

what is the last thing you said

[alienates]

What??
Fruity rumpus asshole factory
What about it?

[constellates]

i do not know what it is
that is not a real thing
is it ?

[alienates]

Well I apparently made it up or something
I guess??
So it's a real thing probably who even knows.