PHOTO | He found the snitch??

[redarm]

Noah Robin Catbell shared a photo. 4/01 near The Towers

can anyone tell me what the duck this is??
it showed up in a package from retrospec.
i wasnt gonna open it but then it ducking CHEWED its way out of the package.
what the heck kind of animal is this??

[Uh yeah he hasn't noticed the parental filter yet, or the pun name.]

Comments

[redarm]

guess so.
it was no food after midnight and no water right?

[catsudon]

Don't dunk it in water and no feeding after midnight yeah, I think. I never actually saw the movie.

[redarm]

really?
but its a classic.
like its so stupid its amazing.

[catsudon]

I really only started watching more movies that weren't really old or came out in the last year or two until I moved out here, so yes, really. Never seen it.

[redarm]

oh huh.
i watch movies all the time so.
its a good one if you want some campy 80s horror.

[catsudon]

I'll probably forget but, thanks for the heads up? I can see if I find a stream of it online or something one of these days when I can't sleep.

( so like, tomorrow, with his present luck. )

[redarm]

ok sure.
lemme know assuming this thing doesnt eat me by then.

[catsudon]

If it bites you bite back

[redarm]

ok but its kinda made of metal
so that might hurt.

[catsudon]

METAL? ... if it bites, hit it back with a bat? That doesn't even sound like a gremlin, it sounds like one of those... gollum... golem? One of those stupid things like the bird in the... what's the movie with the gods and that one guy that's supposed to be in Ancient Greece only there's an owl and its made of metal and some sea monster eating people?

( clash of the titans, as explained by yuri plisetsky. how... unfortuante. )

[redarm]

[ Beautiful...luckily, Noah's a total movie buff so ]

you mean clash of the titans?
i think that one had an owl
too many ducking movies about ancient greece.
anyway you got a good point.
maybe it is something like that?
the other suggestion i heard is "demon from the netherworld".
which
would be pretty ducking cool.

[catsudon]

yeah! i think? sounds close enough to me anyway
uh
okay while cool in theory
usually demons are
idk
bad news
and soul devouring
unless the next thing you hallucinoremember is that you are also a demon
or a demon summoner
which i guess is freaking cool

[redarm]

well
think lots of people would say im a demon already so
it might just explain a lot if i was one.

[catsudon]

( yuri rolls his eyes. )

why
are you a master of tempting people Noah

that gag tag made me laugh ty

[redarm]

i ducking wish.
im just "too angry".
get into fights, not pleasant, bite people.
whatever.

lmao yw

[catsudon]

so you're like
a normal angry teenager
only with more biting
honestly maybe that's why you got this back
a friend in chewing through opposition

idk most people's opinions are only worth flushing anyway

[redarm]

yeah i dont get worked up over it.
better a demon than an easy mark.

[There's a pause where while he stares at the golem on the pillow, and a stray memory comes into mind.]

think his name is timcanpy
not a very demony name.
so maybe golem like you said?

[catsudon]

( yuri agrees, but he doesn't usually... get to the point of biting. or in situations where he needs to. )

timcanpy?
sounds like a good name for a golem
you just remembered that?

[redarm]

[That's because you're an actual civilized human being Yuri]

yeah it just
came into my head
"this is timcanpy".
and it just feels true.

[catsudon]

your hallucinomemories come back so smoothly wtf

[redarm]

really?
how else are they supposed to come back?

[catsudon]

i dont think there's a "supposed to"
they come back how they come back
mine juts happen to all end up being dreams

[redarm]

really? huh
all of mine have been when i was awake.
like ill look in the fridge and wham.
vision.

its probably thanks to my latent demon powers.
lets me have visions while awake without my brain exploding.

[He's joking...probably.]

[catsudon]

you and half of everyone i know
the real secret of all this memory stuff
it's a virtual reality sim run by hell

i only had one that was ... not a memory
i was able to do something i hadn't done before just all of a sudden

[redarm]

maybe were a demon horde.
and shoot dont go with the matrix theory.
thats overused.

really?
what was it?