PHOTO | He found the snitch??

[redarm]

Noah Robin Catbell shared a photo. 4/01 near The Towers

can anyone tell me what the duck this is??
it showed up in a package from retrospec.
i wasnt gonna open it but then it ducking CHEWED its way out of the package.
what the heck kind of animal is this??

[Uh yeah he hasn't noticed the parental filter yet, or the pun name.]

Comments

[catsudon]

yeah! i think? sounds close enough to me anyway
uh
okay while cool in theory
usually demons are
idk
bad news
and soul devouring
unless the next thing you hallucinoremember is that you are also a demon
or a demon summoner
which i guess is freaking cool

[redarm]

well
think lots of people would say im a demon already so
it might just explain a lot if i was one.

[catsudon]

( yuri rolls his eyes. )

why
are you a master of tempting people Noah

that gag tag made me laugh ty

[redarm]

i ducking wish.
im just "too angry".
get into fights, not pleasant, bite people.
whatever.

lmao yw

[catsudon]

so you're like
a normal angry teenager
only with more biting
honestly maybe that's why you got this back
a friend in chewing through opposition

idk most people's opinions are only worth flushing anyway

[redarm]

yeah i dont get worked up over it.
better a demon than an easy mark.

[There's a pause where while he stares at the golem on the pillow, and a stray memory comes into mind.]

think his name is timcanpy
not a very demony name.
so maybe golem like you said?

[catsudon]

( yuri agrees, but he doesn't usually... get to the point of biting. or in situations where he needs to. )

timcanpy?
sounds like a good name for a golem
you just remembered that?

[redarm]

[That's because you're an actual civilized human being Yuri]

yeah it just
came into my head
"this is timcanpy".
and it just feels true.

[catsudon]

your hallucinomemories come back so smoothly wtf

[redarm]

really?
how else are they supposed to come back?

[catsudon]

i dont think there's a "supposed to"
they come back how they come back
mine juts happen to all end up being dreams

[redarm]

really? huh
all of mine have been when i was awake.
like ill look in the fridge and wham.
vision.

its probably thanks to my latent demon powers.
lets me have visions while awake without my brain exploding.

[He's joking...probably.]

[catsudon]

you and half of everyone i know
the real secret of all this memory stuff
it's a virtual reality sim run by hell

i only had one that was ... not a memory
i was able to do something i hadn't done before just all of a sudden

[redarm]

maybe were a demon horde.
and shoot dont go with the matrix theory.
thats overused.

really?
what was it?

[catsudon]

trust me i do not think this is the matrix

( for Reasons )

uh
figure skating stuff
a quad salchow

[redarm]

figure skating stuff?


wow.
thats actually
surprisingly normal compared to everything else.

[catsudon]

yes, now i'm competitively capable in a sport i never bothered watching more than once or twice when the olympics were on
and yet i'm still the most surprisingly normal person here
i think that says something about our hallucinomemory pool as a whole tbh

[redarm]

yeah, it says were all a bunch of freaks.
oh well.
at least yours might come in handy.
you could like get into competitions to earn extra cash or something.

[catsudon]

great, if my dance career has a hiccup i can instead invest tens of thousands into a figure skating career

[redarm]

see? good you have a back up.

[catsudon]

and the sudden need to take out multiple loans

[redarm]

yeah. better keep a good credit score i guess.

[catsudon]

me and my one credit card are doing our best

[not here]

[darkinferno]

[Oh this is great

He remembers how to fight with a sword and the network gives him back a wooden sword to train with

Yuri remembers how to do some sort of frilly-twirly ice skating

Amazing]

[also not here]

[catsudon]

( dante

come at me

me and my knife shoes will TAKE YOU ON )