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Comments

[trueend]

Purina Friskies can we ask retrospec to delete itself
Purina Friskies i dont want more scary stories????
Purina Friskies thought i got rid of them last month 💀💀💀

[appraiser]

Crowji Mochickuki i like scary stories!
Crowji Mochickuki which ones did you get?
Crowji Mochickuki the ones where you have to send it to a dozen people by midnight or else you'll die?

[trueend]

Purina Friskies i did
Purina Friskies maybe i shouldnt use the app until
Purina Friskies it all goes away??? T___T
Purina Friskies dont wanna die just because i dont know a gazillion people

[appraiser]

Crowji Mochickuki it'll be fine!
Crowji Mochickuki there's a lot of us using the app for you to send them to
Crowji Mochickuki let us absorb some of the burden
Crowji Mochickuki we're all in this together

[ still going to die, but we'll all die together, and that makes it better somehow... ]

[trueend]

Purina Friskies but then THOSE people would be cursed
Purina Friskies its not fair to them :(

[appraiser]

Crowji Mochickuki that's where the fun is!
Crowji Mochickuki everybody's cursed
Crowji Mochickuki and we have to work together to find a way to break the chain
Crowji Mochickuki or we'll all die

[trueend]

Purina Friskies !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Purina Friskies that doesnt sound like fun!!!!!!!

[appraiser]

Crowji Mochickuki sure it is
Crowji Mochickuki i would think so, anyways. i've never actually had the chance to get cursed
Crowji Mochickuki what do you think is fun?

[trueend]

Purina Friskies not getting cursed
Purina Friskies and not dying

[caelestialis]

Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora I gotta admit, the scary stories are rather annoying to go through.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora If I wanted scary stories, I would go to my forums or something.

[trueend]

Purina Friskies i know!!!!
Purina Friskies wish they had waited for halloween
Purina Friskies least then id WANNA be scared :I

[caelestialis]

Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Ohhhh. That would have been an excellent time to have creepy stories.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora But now I'm afraid I have an idea of what they may do for Halloween.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Screamers and jumpscares.

[trueend]

Purina Friskies but what kind of screamers and jumpscares
Purina Friskies theres a big difference between a GOOD screamer and jumpscare and
Purina Friskies a really stupid one

[caelestialis]

Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Ohhh that's a good question.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora I think I'll have to go with the 'cheap' ones.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora One where it's just 'surprise! boo!' and nothing else.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora No build up, no rising tension. Just a loud scream and maybe a spooky image tacked on to it but nothing more.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora It's like the video of that car driving on a road and suddenly a zombie comes out versus the Bongcheon-Dong Ghost comic.

[trueend]

Purina Friskies :/
Purina Friskies dont think im excited for halloween anymore
Purina Friskies no point in having jumpscares and screamers if
Purina Friskies theyre not super super super super super scary ones

[caelestialis]

Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora We must be the change then.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora No cheap jumpscares from either of us! Oh no.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Only the classiest and spine-tingling surprises.

[trueend]

Purina Friskies yes
Purina Friskies only the kind that makes
Purina Friskies adults pee their undies :T

un: May Sfurry

[me_matey]

told u losing out on candy wasnt the worst thing that could happen

[trueend]

ughhhhhhhhhhh
but both together are the WORST
why does stuff keep happening!!!!!!!!!!!

[me_matey]

kid imma pass some wisdom on to you

grab a notepad

jot this down

"what doesnt kill u makes u stronk af"

- may sfurry

[trueend]

can i write
stonk as heck
not allowed to use the f word

[me_matey]

well right now neither can i

i just have weird stuff filtered in instead

fiddlydiddlesticks.

[trueend]

what does fiddlydiddlesticks MEAN
what did you type to make that come out :?

[me_matey]

if i could tell u, i would. everything i type thats a cuss turns into that nonsense.

[trueend]

what if you try to spell it out
one line at a time
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