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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-04-01 08:59 pm

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Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com.

Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™!

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Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures.

Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include:
-Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun.
-The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety.
-Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off.
-Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment.
-Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application.
-Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason.
-Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs.
-New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used
-Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck)
-A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted
me_matey: (you'll rebel to anything)

un: May Sfurry

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-04-02 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
told u losing out on candy wasnt the worst thing that could happen
trueend: ( fanart: <user name="gayrapunzel" site="tumblr"> ) (076)

[personal profile] trueend 2017-04-02 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
ughhhhhhhhhhh
but both together are the WORST
why does stuff keep happening!!!!!!!!!!!
me_matey: (this unstoppable girl is a lady jolly ro)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-04-03 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
kid imma pass some wisdom on to you

grab a notepad

jot this down

"what doesnt kill u makes u stronk af"

- may sfurry
trueend: ( fanart: <user name="velocesmells" site="tumblr.com">; permission granted, dns. ) (137)

[personal profile] trueend 2017-04-07 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
can i write
stonk as heck
not allowed to use the f word
me_matey: (oh i heard it through the grapevine)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-04-07 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
well right now neither can i

i just have weird stuff filtered in instead

fiddlydiddlesticks.
trueend: ( fanart: <user name="raintalker" site="tumblr.com"> ) (068)

[personal profile] trueend 2017-04-11 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
what does fiddlydiddlesticks MEAN
what did you type to make that come out :?
me_matey: (I see the way the salesmen stare into th)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-04-11 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
if i could tell u, i would. everything i type thats a cuss turns into that nonsense.
trueend: ( fanart: <user name="sarcasticasides" site="tumblr.com"> ) (003)

[personal profile] trueend 2017-04-11 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
what if you try to spell it out
one line at a time
like
t
h
i
s
me_matey: (this one definitely goes out on a censor)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-04-11 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
u wanna see some cussing that badly?
trueend: ( fanart: <user name="fofufofu" site="tumblr"> ) (047)

[personal profile] trueend 2017-04-18 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but i wanna know about
fiddlydiddlesticks
me_matey: (cause there ain't much to die for)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-04-19 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
when ur older
trueend: ( fanart: <user name="velocesmells" site="tumblr.com">; permission granted, dns. ) (209)

[personal profile] trueend 2017-04-28 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
how much older :/
me_matey: (this one definitely goes out on a censor)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-04-28 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
old enough to stop asking how much older
trueend: ( fanart: <user name="velocesmells" site="tumblr.com">; permission granted, dns. ) (138)

[personal profile] trueend 2017-04-28 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
what
thats not fair
doesnt even make sense!!!!
me_matey: (love is inspiration)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-04-30 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
it will

when ur older
trueend: ( fanart: <user name="m1nktank" site="tumblr.com"> ) (050)

[personal profile] trueend 2017-04-30 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
but what if im never old enough??????
me_matey: (are you looking to drive my dreams)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-04-30 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
well im 23 so
trueend: ( fanart: <user name="sarcasticasides" site="tumblr.com"> ) (002)

[personal profile] trueend 2017-04-30 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
so i have to wait
13 years
😱😱😱😱😱
me_matey: (dream of another shore)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-04-30 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
well

more like 2 or 3

if ur like me
trueend: ( fanart: <user name="houdidesu" site="tumblr.com"> ) (200)

[personal profile] trueend 2017-04-30 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
oh
waiting until im a teenager doesnt sound
TOO bad
me_matey: (lands of wonder and of hidden treasures)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-04-30 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
see? not so bad is it?
trueend: ( fanart: <user name="sheebal" site="tumblr.com"> ) (152)

[personal profile] trueend 2017-04-30 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
not too bad
but still bad
what if the internet blows up before im 12 :(
me_matey: (things are so passionate times are so re)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-04-30 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
i wouldnt bet on the apocalypse just yet lil homey
trueend: ( fanart: <user name="min-min-minnie" site="tumblr.com"> ) (038)

[personal profile] trueend 2017-04-30 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
are you sure
lots of weird stuff happening
me_matey: (Default)

[personal profile] me_matey 2017-05-01 04:17 am (UTC)(link)

kind of a leap from dancing fruit to nuclear wasteland