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Comments

[caelestialis]

Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Ohhhh. That would have been an excellent time to have creepy stories.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora But now I'm afraid I have an idea of what they may do for Halloween.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Screamers and jumpscares.

[trueend]

Purina Friskies but what kind of screamers and jumpscares
Purina Friskies theres a big difference between a GOOD screamer and jumpscare and
Purina Friskies a really stupid one

[caelestialis]

Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Ohhh that's a good question.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora I think I'll have to go with the 'cheap' ones.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora One where it's just 'surprise! boo!' and nothing else.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora No build up, no rising tension. Just a loud scream and maybe a spooky image tacked on to it but nothing more.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora It's like the video of that car driving on a road and suddenly a zombie comes out versus the Bongcheon-Dong Ghost comic.

[trueend]

Purina Friskies :/
Purina Friskies dont think im excited for halloween anymore
Purina Friskies no point in having jumpscares and screamers if
Purina Friskies theyre not super super super super super scary ones

[caelestialis]

Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora We must be the change then.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora No cheap jumpscares from either of us! Oh no.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Only the classiest and spine-tingling surprises.

[trueend]

Purina Friskies yes
Purina Friskies only the kind that makes
Purina Friskies adults pee their undies :T

[caelestialis]

Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Maybe pee their undies is a bit much.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora But that's just my opinion!
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora I think the true mark of a scary story is making someone keep their feet in their blankets. All due to fear of the scary thing that may take it from them at night.

[trueend]

Purina Friskies like
Purina Friskies fear of a monster tickling their toes??

[caelestialis]

Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Yes! Exactly like that.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Just gives me the heebie jeebies.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Someone tickling you while you're trying to sleep.

[ the horror if you're easily ticklish. the sheer horror of it all. ]

[trueend]

Purina Friskies think teachers would buy
Purina Friskies couldnt skeep got tickled by monsters
Purina Friskies as a reason not to do homework o:

[caelestialis]

Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Hmmmm!
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Depends on the student.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora If the teacher knows they're very ticklish then I think they'll be willing to grant a bit of mercy.

[trueend]

Purina Friskies would YOU grant your students mercy??

[caelestialis]

Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Of course I would!
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Why wouldn't I grant my students mercy?
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora If there's a chance, I'll always take it.