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Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com.

Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™!

Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops?

Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures.

Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include:
-Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun.
-The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety.
-Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off.
-Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment.
-Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application.
-Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason.
-Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs.
-New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used
-Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck)
-A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Fynn Ibizania
4/1 near Recollé
Every-#@$%ing month is something @#$%ing new with these stupid #@$%! I'm getting tired if this crap, Retrospec! A little sick and tired of it all. Someone fix my damn last name! I'm not a dog!

At least yours is subtle.

[ says user Meowlik Ishtar ]

...You know what? You got that!

I can't complain anymore. This is fine. The house is burning and there's smoke but THIS is fine.

That's pretty melodramatic. I didn't say you can't complain, but in the grand scheme of things, it's rather minor. That's all.

Just messing with you,
kitty boy.

Though, I wonder how long this stupid pun crap will last. I HATE puns. Utterly so.

Don't call me that.

Probably long enough until Retrospec gets bored and rolls out a new update. Long enough to grate on everybody who isn't overreacting to a name change...

Hitori Togusa I am sure I could find several women at Cabin Eleven who would disagree with that last statement.

Fynn Ibizania BULLSHIT! I Triple DOG dare you to try, Toga!

Hitori Togusa What's this? We're going drinking? It would be hard to get that question answered without you in attendance, after all.

Fynn Ibizania You're buying your OWN drink if we go! Got it?

Hitori Togusa Of course! Wouldn't dream of anything different! Come on, it'll be fun.

Fynn Ibizania Fine! I'll drag my carcass out to the bar with you. You'll get to laugh at all my poor life choices in human form.
Fynn Ibizania I mean my exes.

Nyardyn Mewzunia Fynn, look, we're no longer related.

[THEIR LAST NAMES ARE DIFFERENT]

Fynn Ibizania Don't get too happy about that, Mewzunia!

Nyardyn Mewzunia Please, call me Nyardyn.

[obviously finds the name change more amusing than actually annoying.]

Nyardyn Mewzunia And here I thought you'd take no small measure of joy in this news.

Fynn Ibizania Nyardyn? PFFFT! I actually like that name for you!
Fynn Ibizania You're like a big cat anyway!
Fynn Ibizania Joy in that? Heck, nah! I like being your bro.

[A second later.]

Fynn Ibizania Sometimes.

Nyardyn Mewzunia In that case, then I'm /sometimes/ flattered.

[Hah.]

Nyardyn Mewzunia And what do you mean I'm like a big cat? Don't make me compare /you/ to a large dog.

Fynn Ibizania LAME.

[:B]

Fynn Ibizania Oh, come off it! I'm teasing you, kitty-kat. Besides, you shed everywhere.

Nyardyn Mewzunia I do no such thing.
Nyardyn Mewzunia Please, Fynn, you make me sound like some kind of animal.
Nyardyn Mewzunia Everyone knows that you're the messy one between the two of us.

Fynn Ibizania WHAT?!
Fynn Ibizania I. AM. NOT. A. SLOB!
Fynn Ibizania Them fighting words, nyanface!!
Fynn Ibizania Who are these so called "everyone"? Your invisible live audience?

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Nyante Cattailen i'll trade you

Fynn Ibizania Nah, I'm good.
Fynn Ibizania You can keep that kitty litter name.

Nyante Cattailen you sure?
Nyante Cattailen i'm sure i could come up with some suggestions for the network to slap on your profile instead of that
Nyante Cattailen though i'm surprised they didn't go with fish
Nyante Cattailen fins would've been too easy i guess

Fynn Ibizania Absolutely positive! 100%
Fynn Ibizania Don't even bother.
Fynn Ibizania I'm not about all this fur and paw nonsense.
Fynn Ibizania See, nah. Quit before you even begin.

Nyante Cattailen oh but now you've made it so tempting
Nyante Cattailen finch ibisalbatross if they think you're too flighty and prone to flapping your wings over nothing
Nyante Cattailen fins izangler for an easy fish one
Nyante Cattailen got it
Nyante Cattailen what about fetch inukita

Fynn Ibizania 4/1 near Recollé
Every-#@$%ing month is something @#$%ing new with these stupid #@$%! I'm getting tired if this crap, Retrospec! A little sick and tired of it all. Someone fix my damn last name! I'm not a dog!