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[recollecters]

Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Comments

[rygdea]

Fynn Ibizania Nah, I'm good.
Fynn Ibizania You can keep that kitty litter name.

[darkinferno]

Nyante Cattailen you sure?
Nyante Cattailen i'm sure i could come up with some suggestions for the network to slap on your profile instead of that
Nyante Cattailen though i'm surprised they didn't go with fish
Nyante Cattailen fins would've been too easy i guess

[rygdea]

Fynn Ibizania Absolutely positive! 100%
Fynn Ibizania Don't even bother.
Fynn Ibizania I'm not about all this fur and paw nonsense.
Fynn Ibizania See, nah. Quit before you even begin.

[darkinferno]

Nyante Cattailen oh but now you've made it so tempting
Nyante Cattailen finch ibisalbatross if they think you're too flighty and prone to flapping your wings over nothing
Nyante Cattailen fins izangler for an easy fish one
Nyante Cattailen got it
Nyante Cattailen what about fetch inukita