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Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Comments

[daemonized]

Nyardyn Mewzunia In that case, then I'm /sometimes/ flattered.

[Hah.]

Nyardyn Mewzunia And what do you mean I'm like a big cat? Don't make me compare /you/ to a large dog.

[rygdea]

Fynn Ibizania LAME.

[:B]

Fynn Ibizania Oh, come off it! I'm teasing you, kitty-kat. Besides, you shed everywhere.

[daemonized]

Nyardyn Mewzunia I do no such thing.
Nyardyn Mewzunia Please, Fynn, you make me sound like some kind of animal.
Nyardyn Mewzunia Everyone knows that you're the messy one between the two of us.

[rygdea]

Fynn Ibizania WHAT?!
Fynn Ibizania I. AM. NOT. A. SLOB!
Fynn Ibizania Them fighting words, nyanface!!
Fynn Ibizania Who are these so called "everyone"? Your invisible live audience?

[daemonized]

[Nyan...face.]

Nyardyn Mewzunia Ask anyone who knows the both of us. See who they believe to be messier.

[Elegant side-stepping of the actual question.]

[rygdea]

[Yes, nyanface. Totally deal with it, kitty.]

Fynn Ibizania The hell? You talkin' crap behind my back, man?!

[Elegant like a roaring blaze in a six alarm fire, that's Fynn here.]

[daemonized]

[He can tease you freely over text without the threat of physical harm, and he is taking advantage of it... as always.]

Nyardyn Mewzunia Is that at all what I wrote? Work on your reading comprehension, little brother.

[rygdea]

[Bothering your little brother earns you a special place in hell, Nyardyn.]

Fynn Ibizania Oh, haha! Yeah, sure. How about you work on being less of a 'nyanface', asshat.

[daemonized]

[So basically he's been in this circle of hell for years, now?]

Nyardyn Mewzunia Only if you work on being less of a scruffy mutt, Fynn.

[SHOTS FIRED]

[rygdea]

Fynn Ibizania Them are fighting words, nyanface!
Fynn Ibizania I'm pullin' your tail when I get back.

[It's on like Donkey Kong up in here, kitty!]

Fynn Ibizania Mark my words!

[daemonized]

[This is how worried Ardyn happens to be right now:]

Nyardyn Mewzunia All bark and no bite. I'm not terribly concerned.

[CHILDREN PLS]