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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-04-01 08:59 pm

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clear_eyes: (upset again)

[personal profile] clear_eyes 2017-04-02 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Rachat Hishimura Why do I have a feeling the email address is another trap?
Rachat Hishimura ... Wait, my name is different too!
Edited 2017-04-02 01:19 (UTC)
strongestheart: (050)

[personal profile] strongestheart 2017-04-03 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Maya Aidoggo I mean, I guess there's only one way to find out, right?
Maya Aidoggo ...why does everyone else get cute names...
clear_eyes: (calmly explains)

[personal profile] clear_eyes 2017-04-03 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Rachat Hishimura Eh? I don't know, Aidoggo is pretty cute? I mean, dogs aren't cute as cats, but it's still not bad!

[Ah yes, Rachel's preference for cats over dogs rears its head again...]
strongestheart: (162)

[personal profile] strongestheart 2017-04-03 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Maya Aidoggo No, no, dogs are fine!
Maya Aidoggo But I'd want something more like ... "May-wan"

[Yes, she's thought about this.]
clear_eyes: (it moved me)

[personal profile] clear_eyes 2017-04-03 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Rachat Hishimura ... Oh my god.
strongestheart: (004)

[personal profile] strongestheart 2017-04-04 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Maya Aidoggo ...?????
Maya Aidoggo is something wrong??
clear_eyes: (but why?!)

[personal profile] clear_eyes 2017-04-04 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Rachat Hishimura No nothing's wrong!
Rachat Hishimura "May-wan" is just
Rachat Hishimura Kind of super adorable?
strongestheart: (075)

[personal profile] strongestheart 2017-04-13 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Maya Aidoggo ...oh!
Maya Aidoggo Well, that's the idea right??? o(^▽^)o
Maya Aidoggo Like I said! Something cute!
Edited 2017-04-13 02:57 (UTC)
clear_eyes: (actually kind of cool)

[personal profile] clear_eyes 2017-04-13 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Rachat Hishimura I'm just surprised by how cute it is to be honest.
Rachat Hishimura I mean I'm not as big on dogs but adorable is adorable.
Rachat Hishimura ... Heh, I just realized we're opposites. Cats and dogs!
strongestheart: (139)

[personal profile] strongestheart 2017-04-15 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Careful, all that praise is going to go to her head if you don't quit, if it hasn't already. It has.]

Maya Aidoggo Both are good,
though!

Maya Aidoggo Heck, if you match the "other you's" hair color up, it's the same as the little dog in that pillow fight memory!

[what did dogs ever do to you, Rachel]
clear_eyes: (considering)

[personal profile] clear_eyes 2017-04-15 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Rachat Hishimura ... That's right. That's certainly an interesting coincidence.
Rachat Hishimura I wonder if we were connected somehow.
Rachat Hishimura And yes, both are good, it's just that cats are better.
Edited 2017-04-15 21:34 (UTC)
strongestheart: (005)

[personal profile] strongestheart 2017-04-17 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Maya Aidoggo I mean, there's a purple haired Melody, and a purple cat. A blue haired you, and a blue dog. A yellow bear, and I guess that Alicia's hair was a lot lighter, almost like honey! And then--
Maya Aidoggo oh god
Maya Aidoggo ...my hair was pink, wasn't it.

[Did she... somehow miss this up until now?]
clear_eyes: (looking up)

[personal profile] clear_eyes 2017-04-17 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Rachat Hishimura Well, pink hair is also super adorable?
strongestheart: (021)

[personal profile] strongestheart 2017-04-20 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Maya Aidoggo That's completely true but also not the point!
clear_eyes: (caught her attention)

[personal profile] clear_eyes 2017-04-21 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Rachat Hishimura I'm not sure why you're bothered by it is all. I mean.
Rachat Hishimura God knows I get anxious about the thingss too
Rachat Hishimura It's just the least strangest thing about that memory
strongestheart: (066)

[personal profile] strongestheart 2017-04-25 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Maya Aidoggo Look, I've sort of come to terms with the rest of it.
clear_eyes: (whisper whisper)

[personal profile] clear_eyes 2017-04-26 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Rachat Hishimura Accept it being really cute, and you will find peace, Maya Aimoto.
Rachat Hishimura I mean it's better than blue hair. In anime terms that color is really sort of ordinary.
strongestheart: (162)

[personal profile] strongestheart 2017-04-26 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Maya Aidoggo FINE, FINE
Maya Aidoggo I guess you'd know better, you saw it.
Maya Aidoggo HOWEVER! Blue is NOT a normal color HERE.
clear_eyes: (considering)

[personal profile] clear_eyes 2017-04-27 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Rachat Hishimura I guess it's really weird to still be thinking about it anime terms.
Rachat Hishimura It's just in that context the color usually implies something about you.
Rachat Hishimura Pink is for the warm, bubbly people, and blue is for the cool,
calm, collected characters.

Rachat Hishimura ... You think my previous self might have been like that?
strongestheart: (078)

[personal profile] strongestheart 2017-05-01 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Maya Aidoggo A cool, calm Rachel...
Maya Aidoggo Hmmm.....
Maya Aidoggo I think Rachel is fine how she is!

[...wait, is that a compliment or not...]
clear_eyes: (hahahahaha everything is fine)

[personal profile] clear_eyes 2017-05-01 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's okay, Maya, Rachel knows she's nothing like that.]

Rachat Hishimura That's weirdly heartwarming Maya.
Rachat Hishimura I think.
Rachat Hishimura But thank you.
strongestheart: (075)

[personal profile] strongestheart 2017-05-03 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Maya Aidoggo You're welcome!

Maya Aidoggo After all, a different you and I might not be friends in the same way, right?
clear_eyes: (glad)

[personal profile] clear_eyes 2017-05-03 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Rachat Hishimura I suppose you're right.
Rachat Hishimura I shouldn't think so hard about what might've been, really.
Rachat Hishimura Whatever I learn about my past self, I'll take it as it comes.
strongestheart: (034)

[personal profile] strongestheart 2017-05-04 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Maya Aidoggo THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
Maya Aidoggo I'll try to hold you too that, and expect the same in turn!
clear_eyes: (actually kind of cool)

[personal profile] clear_eyes 2017-05-05 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Rachat Hishimura Oh believe me Maya...
Rachat Hishimura I'm going to make sure of that.