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[recollecters]

Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Comments

[commandertoolbelt]

Fleao Valdez okay but has this app EVER really worked
Fleao Valdez wait what
Fleao Valdez you've got to be kidding me
Fleao Valdez that's not even that funny!

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford i think it's pretty funny.

[commandertoolbelt]

Fleao Valdez don't you have a catwalk to strut down mrs. clawford

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford i always have time to laugh at the little people.

[commandertoolbelt]

Fleao Valdez this is why no one actually likes models
Fleao Valdez just saying

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford i think the only people who don't are the ones who can't handle confidence.

[notyourutopian]

Elliecat Seconding the funny.

[commandertoolbelt]

Fleao Valdez my name literally means "lion" and this is what they go with
Fleao Valdez i feel cheated

[notyourutopian]

Elliecat Maybe they just didn't want to go for the lowest hanging fruit.

[frostythehitman]

Bluejaymes Barkes Okay that's it
Bluejaymes Barkes I think you win for worst name change

[commandertoolbelt]

Fleao Valdez okay but yours doesn’t even make sense
Fleao Valdez bluejays don’t bark

[frostythehitman]

Bluejaymes Barkes They just couldn't find any consistently themed puns for me, I guess
Bluejaymes Barkes As far as pun names go, though, this is almost respectable
Bluejaymes Barkes Better than "flea-o".

[ LOOK I TRIED MY BEST OKAY!!! ]

[darkinferno]

Nyante Cattailen are you kidding me that's perfect
Nyante Cattailen it makes the rest of this a hecky-decky of a lot better
Nyante Cattailen ...
Nyante Cattailen never mind i take that back
Nyante Cattailen fleao

[commandertoolbelt]

Fleao Valdez hecky-decky?

[darkinferno]

Nyante Cattailen okay that is not what i typed
Nyante Cattailen i typed heckie-deckie
Nyante Cattailen ...
Nyante Cattailen heck
Nyante Cattailen ie-deckie
Nyante Cattailen i hate this app
Nyante Cattailen h
Nyante Cattailen e
Nyante Cattailen l
Nyante Cattailen l
Nyante Cattailen o operator I GIVE UP
Nyante Cattailen you try it