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retrospec2017-04-01 08:59 pm
recollecters) wrote in retrospec2017-04-01 08:59 pm
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it could be puns?
so i guess theres worse spit out there
spit
s p i t
UGH THIS IS SUCH BULLSPIT
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and mostly makes people go
hahaha what a cutie
like youre talking to a two year old kid and you want to pinch their cheeks or something
which always seems rude to me
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how am i supposed to talk smack abt the robot fight when i cant even say my bot is gonna bust your bros bologna
this is probably what heck is like
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also
concur
when is the robo fight anyway tho
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might need an extension considering unnamed buttheads on this network smashed a glass tumbler over my head and pucked me up for a good like week
yknow it turns out glass in your scalp isnt actually conducive to work ethic?
also i spent a lot of that week getting drunk and watching cartoons
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wtf who would do that
also that sounds like a bad way to maybe treat a concussion
the alcohols i mean
not that i know
i dont usually get them
and dont know if you had one?
hope you feel better soonish tho dude
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a butthole would do that
hope youre reading this cheesedink
you know what youre lit the only person whos said that besides the people that were kinda obligated
[ Even if he didn't actually tell... anyone else........ whatever, feel bad for him. ]
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but youre a cool dude and pretty funny obviously i dont want you to get hurt or whatever
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just advice for the future in your drinking times since obv youre underage and would never EVER consider drinking anything alcoholic ( ever ) but try not to smiss people off when they have shot glasses in hand bc that smitt hurts
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