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Comments

[rhapsodeity]

yeah you would like it!
lol
i am not very good at these kinds of things though
i guess i will just have to learn!


actually where did they get the license for pac man?

[parodeity]

im pretty sure they dont have it
i mean these ARE the people who maybe replaced horses
i think the law is not like a huge concern to them maybe
just a hunch tho

[rhapsodeity]

if thats the case i want to play monopoly with everyone on retrospec!!!!!!!!!!
i think that would be waaaaaaaaaaaay better than stinky old pac man

[parodeity]

ok so basically you want to incite a bloodbath
dang wolf didnt know you had it in you

[rhapsodeity]

you cant say it would not be more fun!!!
:p

[parodeity]

i can so
monopoly destroys families and friendships and lives
it burns crops and salts the fields after???

[rhapsodeity]

only if youre a sore loser :P
fiiiiiine
what about pictionary?

[parodeity]

the necessity of playing pictionary to get anything is a very weird concept?
also how would that work
would you have to draw the password or smth

[rhapsodeity]

i think it would be like draw this!
you are given a thing to draw and the other person you are playing against has to guess it before the time is up
whoever wins gets to open retrospec
that is waaaaaaaaaaaay more fun than pac man dont even lie dave!

[parodeity]

and then one person is locked out?

[rhapsodeity]

if thats what you mean by repeatedly playing until they get it right and get into the app then yes!!!!!!!
although i dont think it is much of a punishment :D

[parodeity]

well duck me

1/2

[rhapsodeity]

well..............
if you insist dave

[rhapsodeity]

[ THERES A TEN MINUTE PAUSE and then ]


i hope this is what you wanted!!!!!!!!
i did this one too

[parodeity]

oh my god
ok first of all
thats damn hilarious and im making it my lockscreen
but second of all i think i remembered another pointless thing from our apparent past lives

[rhapsodeity]

:O
i would like to hear please!

[parodeity]

kringleducker
only swap the d for an f

[rhapsodeity]

!!!!!
i remember the tree!
i was having so much fun!!!!
we made it ourselves i think, somehow
and i said i was an imigrant!
err immigrant hehehe

[parodeity]

i mean it was a pretty fun time
but also
i wonder about our hobbies
i mean they were clearly choice hobbies
but that feels like time we could have spent doing other less cool but more relevant things

[rhapsodeity]

maybe we did them after celebrating christmas though!
we dont know for sure, unless your hallucinomemory is longer than mine..
it ended a little after i made the conksucky boot for me!!

[parodeity]

maybe im not sure
it didnt feel like christmas
well it did i guess
but i dont know if that was it
frustratingly i guess well have to wait and see
though at least this is more mundane than anything else

[rhapsodeity]

seeeeriously!
i will take christmas shenanigans over dead bodies pretty much always