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retrospec2017-04-01 08:59 pm
recollecters) wrote in retrospec2017-04-01 08:59 pm
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Meowing Mewrtle now you're THRICE as cute ♥♥♥♥
[ suddenly hearts everywhere ]
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what on earth is up with your name
i expected like
mewko kameow
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puns are cute but i think it's a bit much
pawkinobu
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but isn't this nice?
maybe this will help you turn over a new leaf!
the thought of a cuter nobu gets me all excited
nobbu
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it'll be back to aki like the rest of the world
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akitty
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She's just getting ignored now:]
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[ She says as pixel chocobos begin to scroll across the screen... ]
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she'll stare at cute pixel birds but that doesn't mean she has to respond]
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nobu?
[ or maybe it's not weird and yuuko's being dumb again ]
nobu are you there?
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done oops
[ it looks like yuuko was dumb again, but in the way she was afraid of...
time to lie down and stare at her phone until nobu replies ]
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but she still has the gall to come back after ten minutes of intentionally ignoring her, and:]
oh
yeah sorry
afk
had to take a phone call
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[ no she didn't ]
at first i thought it was a glitch...
i wonder when they'll fix them all! (•ε•)
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maybe they're understaffed or something
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they could use someone with your work ethic!
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but you know what? if i was in charge over there there'd be no mistakes, you're right
at the same time, i'd have to be really invested in it...
otherwise i just wouldn't get anything done
[it's why her work ethic varies hard from "lazy bum" to "please sleep it's been a week"]
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[ ok no but she sees it ]
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the neverending stream of selfies and status updates
after all i just love other people knowing my business
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