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I'm even worse at frogger.
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The mario one on gamecube with the water jet thing.
I was awesome at that.
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that one was actually p cool
not sure our phones could handle it in full but
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Not catch ghosts with my tiny yellow person.
Yeah but like it was the only game my father had for his old gamecube.
I spent like a whole summer playing it
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it was good times
tho isnt that the one where one of bowsers kids called peach mama
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Which I think I was too young to 'get'
That it was weird I mean.
I thought of it years later and looked it up.
And apparently there is an insanely dedicated mario fandom out there.
With the whole crazy family tree lined up.
Spoilers: She didn't give birth to a turtle
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there are people dedicated to marshmallow peeps like
the internet is a wide and weird place
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Like all the weird rules of the internet.
Except all we could think of or find was the porn one.
Which actually seems kind of fitting, really.
But yeah seriously a whole mario fandom.
With arguments and everything.
I kind of want to see the peep people
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i think they shellac them sometimes???????
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Wait.
But if you do that.
You can't eat them.
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...
I don't know how to feel about that.
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ive been feeling that a lot lately
possibly because
our lives are getting super dumb more and more
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But yeah.
Look at it this way.
No matter how strange everything gets.
We aren't preserving inedible peeps.
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ill always eat too sugary food before i save it as a precious family heirloom
anyway ill catch you later since > that paper you should do