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[true_noir]

You know, you make an excellent point. It is hard to say if a knife or a fork is stranger to receive, though this is definitely not part of a matching set. It is a weapon, not for eating with.

And yes, Canard is French for duck. It is not what I was attempting to say, however. I will allow your creative little mind to decide what that might have been when I typed it. I should best get some soap for my mouth, or fingers.

The knife does worry me though. It feels, again, very familiar.

[notyourutopian]

Well since it's french I'll assume it was riddled with ennui.
And somehow describes the state of human existence but in the bleakest of ways.

Hm.
A fork, a knife for stabbing people? Able to describe a gun on sight.

I think you might be a secret agent, Chloe.

[true_noir]

It is true. We master Nihilism and existentialism when we are not busy with futile romance.

And, as fascinating as that possibility might be, do you really think a little flower girl like me is really a secret agent? It is as if I am watching some secret agent's life. It should feel exhilarating, but really. I love spy movies.

But actually being a spy? It's quite hazardous for one's health.

[notyourutopian]

I feel like I saw a movie where 'flower shop worker' was a spy cover.

Hrm.

So seriously though, the knife?
Do you recognize it or anything?

[true_noir]

No, but there is a familiarity in how it feels in my hand. The weight is natural, and though I did try swinging it, and it was as clumsy a motion as ever, it feels very normal to me. It is like the cloak.

And I have a small confession to make. Do you recall that I got drunk and dyed my hair? The roots should be showing by now, but they are not.

[notyourutopian]

Don't swing the mystery knife around, Chloe.

Well your hair was darkish to begin with.
So maybe you just can't tell yet?

[true_noir]

I did not swing it much, and nobody was around. I still do not know how to use it, despite any belief that I know strange things about guns and the like.

I was looking carefully in the mirror. I hope that it was just a very thorough dye job, but if my hair has actually turned, I do not know what to think of that. I thought I dyed it, after all. Why would it become the color from my dreams for certain?

[notyourutopian]

You'll stab your eye out, kid.

Okay so.
Sometimes if people dye their hair enough their body can kind of adapt to the color a little bit?
But not to purple.

[true_noir]

Very humorous, quite droll of you.

And this was my thought. I noticed that somebody was offering medical advice so I could perhaps verify with them if it is simply late in coming to the roots, or if the color has actually changed.

[notyourutopian]

Going to see a doctor couldn't hurt.
I mean.
Unless they dissect you because of your purple hair.

[true_noir]

I think I will try for one of the doctors among us, if there are any. That would probably be the best way to avoid something quite so dangerous.

[notyourutopian]

Oh good idea.
I hadn't realized there were any on here.

[true_noir]

Two were advertising their services just recently, so they might be good to look into. The one is a bit stiff, but she's a doctor, so that's to be expected, I think.

[notyourutopian]

Maybe.
Go for it.
Just tell me what happens.

[true_noir]

If my hair color really has changed, what am I supposed to think, Eleanor? After the Chocobos, we know that they can change things in the world around us, or that those things can change, but what am I supposed to think of it all?

[notyourutopian]

Honestly?
I have no idea.
But there are worse changes in the world that purple hair.
I think it looks nice?

[true_noir]

I think it looks nice too. It just worries me, if I am becoming more like 'that person.' It means that I am starting to look, to feel like her physically. It's far more invasive than even the cloak is.

[notyourutopian]

Yeah...
I don't know.
I mean, you're you.
Even if they change your hair or give you a coat.
You're still you.

[true_noir]

I'm just a me that happens to resemble her more and more. And, no matter how much I do, I have to keep being me.

You must do the same, Eleanor.

[notyourutopian]

I'm not sure it's the same.

In the memories, I don't feel different, just...angry. And maybe a little sad.

But still me.

[true_noir]

I suppose that I feel a little like me in the visions, but there's a difference there that is strange. It makes me feel like it's me, but a me that made a different choice somehow. I don't know.

I'm actually more comfortable feeling different from her. What is it like, to feel like it's you normally going through these things?

[notyourutopian]

It's...hard to explain.
I suppose that's why I thought they were dreams at first.
No matter how strange dreams are, I'm still me in them, you know?

[true_noir]

I do not know that I feel as if I am 'her,' but maybe I am just being stubborn and not wanting to be the person experiencing these things?

After all, if I am me, then I am me doing the things that I see, and they begin to worry me a little.

[notyourutopian]

Well it's not the same as being you.
It just feels like you.
Like I said, a dream.

Even if in a dream I'm...I don't know.
A princess. Or a fighter pilot or Merlin.
I'm still me.

They become me, I don't become them.

[true_noir]

I see what you mean when you say it. I'm not quite ready to accept it myself, but I think it's going to be difficult for us one way or another. Either way, we will remain ourselves no matter what. That is my intent.