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Comments

[parodeity]

hit me up w/ your texty coor
obtuse dunderduck actually isnt half bad as an insult
we should adopt it into our internal family lexicon?

[voideity]

WHAM
whatcha think of this
isnt it beautiful
in an eye-searing way

we are ABSODUCKINGLUTELY adding it to our family lexicon!
pen that sucker in

[parodeity]

it doesnt trigger anything thank duck
or
not thank duck?
but i do like it
were a family of losers text it

[voideity]

wow disappoint
yeah its really pretty??? i kinda wanna keep it
w us anyway
lmao weve always been a family of losers daveykins

[parodeity]

ok but now were even more losery
i think the pink is nice
p sure rosie used to type in purple ftr

[voideity]

lmao ig
ty i like ur fiery red btw
that sounds like a rosie color
like a mystical royal purple just says ah yes rose
tho then shes a cool color while were all warms
i mean i guess this a cooler toned pink but

[parodeity]

well pink and purple kinda match
ish