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retrospec2017-04-01 08:59 pm
recollecters) wrote in retrospec2017-04-01 08:59 pm
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BlakKat I was fortunate to feel the metal of the hilt first.
BlakKat But I think the legality of this nonsense has long been agreed upon.
BlakKat The police simply cannot stop it as of yet.
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Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Someone coming into your house and putting a knife there of all places.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora I feel like that's all but a threat now. This took a turn for the macabre.
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BlakKat As if it is mine.
BlakKat The invasion of my privacy, though, is the biggest issue at play.
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Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora No wonder you asked Retrospec if they had anything to do with this.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Is there any signs of them breaking in? Scratches on the locks or things misplaced in your home?
[ she's getting shivers just asking these questions. uurgh. ]
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BlakKat I still mostly refuse to believe that these are actually my memories I am having.
BlakKat Whatever they say in their promotionals.
BlakKat And there is no sign of such a break-in, no. None at all.
BlakKat Other than a missing coat.
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Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Is there anyway I can help you?
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Any way at all?
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BlakKat And it is just a knife in the end, so I don't know that it requires help per se.
BlakKat It is comforting of you to offer, though.
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Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora I wish there was a way to do something about this.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora It's all so frustrating to deal with. The lack of being able to do anything.
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BlakKat Presently, I would rather be annoyed than the alternatives we've seen already.
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Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Things could be worse.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora And at least we're letting them know we're not taking it lying down.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Take that, social media business!
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BlakKat I somehow expect that is easier said than done, but one step at a time!
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Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora One giant leap for an irate userbase for a social media app we didn't even sign up for.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora That's what they're gonna get after downloading this on our phones.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Here I thought we should be having fun. Well. More fun.
[ that doesn't hurt someone's vision. ]
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BlakKat I can imagine a few possibilities, after all, that wouldn't be all gloom and doom.
BlakKat And there is aways a bit of joy in victory.
BlakKat Admittedly, a different sort of fun.
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Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Like buy them all the potatoes.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Or pet rocks just to show we can be bafflingly strange also.
[ reap what you sow!! ]
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BlakKat It would be an excellent way to make a point, don't you think?
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Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora It does make me think though:
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Would goggly eyes be too much for this or be just right?
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BlakKat If you must drink the poison, lick the bowl.
BlakKat So, yes. Googly eyes sounds good.
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Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora I like this plan a lot.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Googly eyes with glitter covered on the potatoes.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Just glitter everywhere in the package.
[ truly evil. ]
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BlakKat Let me know if you actually do this.
BlakKat I wish to assist.
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Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Oh wow that'll be great.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Yes I would love a hand in this. Those googly eyes won't be glued on by themselves you know.
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BlakKat Let me know when you want the help and I will come running.
BlakKat Well, as soon as I am free anyway.
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Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Aaaand I think I should let you get going now.
Ainmalsy Furay Meowodora Otherwise they might realise what we're trying to plan.