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cute cute cute !!
just like aki!

[the worst part is that she's sincere]

[jesus christ]

"cute" is not my aesthetic so sorry if im not as enthusiastic about this as you

that is ok
maybe now you can surprise people ?
cute face
and then
um

i do not know what aki is if she is not cute
but whatever that is !

well not cute
im a mysterious and cool loner type upperclassman obviously

[she's kidding...thankfully, she has more self awareness than to call herself that unironically.]

oh !
like yuuko
if yuuko did not smile so much

[she fckin believed it]

does she really think that
she is way too genki to try and cultivate that kind of image

[or, well

she just knows her better than everyone

yuuko is neither cool nor mysterious...she's just real sad]

i do not think that yuuko thinks that
but i thought that
because yuuko is very elegant and mysterious ?
she does not explain herself well
but she means good always

we
are talking about the same yuuko here, right?
yuuko kanoe
5'6, black hair, red eyes

YOOHOOS a lot?

yes !
sweet yuuko but confusing
like when she kissed anya
well meaning but confusing

[well that's one part of nobu finding out what yuuko's been up to]

...you wanna run that last part by me again
she kissed you?

yes
i do not know how to explain more
i am sorry

she didnt happen to say 'i like you' or something straight after did she
because i get the feeling you and her in a scenario like that is

a bad combination

[look she doesn't know the details but

yuuko "too forward" kanoe and anya "dense as lead" nolastname are involved here

so there's cause for concern...if anya didn't realise yuuko's intentions and said "i like yuuko too very much!!"]

oh
no it is nothing like that
she did not do it because she liked me that way
i would have asked
i know better now

alright

i guess i'll have to ask her myself then
sorry if she caused you any trouble
i really need to keep a closer eye on that girl...she's trouble

yuuko is surprising !
but i would not call her trouble
i think she is very fun
and unpredictable
it is a little sad to lose anyas first kiss
but i love yuuko in a different way so it is not so bad

she's trouble

[not budging, apparently...she knows her delinquent bff well]

and an idiot, actually
she was all upset she lost her first kiss, then she goes and does it to someone else
and i mean, especially you? if there's anyone who shouldn't be dragged into this kinda thing it's you

it is ok
if it was someone else they would be mad at yuuko still i think

[... so anya does recognize a little bit that she might've let yuuko off easy

ssshhhh]

[geez...]

i dont know how you get over things so easily
if it were me id still be lining their soles with extra strength adhesive
or hiding like 100 ladybugs in their bedroom

!! but the poor ladybugs
and the poor socks

i did not know that aki cared so much about first kisses

it's not really about that
im just vindictive

why do you say things like that

[because they're true, anya]

because im vindictive

[???

She doesn't know what else to say to that honestly]

i do not think so ?
i have not seen aki do vindictive things

[so far]

i mean, obviously
you're not the type of person to incite that kind of thing personally

plus if i was acting that way and you were around im sure youd tell me to stop it or something
and that'd kind of get in the way
so it's really only to my advantage if youre not around to see it?

but why would you do something that you know is not good
i do not understand
aki is a good person

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