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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-04-01 08:59 pm

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tearable: (pic#8716759)

[personal profile] tearable 2017-04-02 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
But they're not, you know, cute?

[ #sensible ]
rhapsodeity: (stargazer; reach out to touch)

[personal profile] rhapsodeity 2017-04-03 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
mom....
i think you are slandering my future husband.....
tearable: (pic#10330043)

[personal profile] tearable 2017-04-03 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh —

Explain.
rhapsodeity: (when i hesitate i stand still)

[personal profile] rhapsodeity 2017-04-04 02:09 am (UTC)(link)


[ maybe liz will recognize that as dave's iguana snoop dogg?? ]
tearable: (pic#10949102)

[personal profile] tearable 2017-04-04 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ FUCK I WASN'T READY. ]

That doesn't count! Are you marrying HIM?
rhapsodeity: your bones | OF MONSTERS AND MEN (in the spring we made a boat)

[personal profile] rhapsodeity 2017-04-04 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
i love him mom
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[personal profile] tearable 2017-04-04 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I can't do this. It took 17 years for me to convince your father that you'll be dating eventually and now you're telling me you're marrying an iguana.
rhapsodeity: (this strait jacket of constraint)

[personal profile] rhapsodeity 2017-04-04 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
:P
he is handsome and cuddly and i love him
also i think dad is mostly fine with the dating thing!
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[personal profile] tearable 2017-04-04 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Only because I conditioned him for 17 years, Jade.

But, you can do better....


[ THAN A LIZARD. ]
rhapsodeity: (stargazer; reach out to touch)

[personal profile] rhapsodeity 2017-04-06 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
next you are going to tell me you cant wait until we go wedding dress shopping together
again!!!


[ since jade absolutely probably went with elizabeth to go dress shopping for her and bigs' wedding, lbr ]
tearable: (pic#8716764)

[personal profile] tearable 2017-04-08 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Anything to avoid reptile in-laws, honestly.
rhapsodeity: (with your mind that frees you so much)

[personal profile] rhapsodeity 2017-04-09 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
ok fiiiiiiiiiiiine
but i will never love another man as much as i love snoop dogg :(