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[recollecters]

Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

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[trueend]

[username: purina friskies]

i dont think they care about being good at stuff
just think they care about making stuff harder for us
jerks :/

[godcards]

You certainly do like that word, don't you.
Anyway, if that is the reason, it doesn't seem to make sense in the long run... although it's easy enough to believe on the surface, considering how upset everyone is.

[ Meowlik is also included in that statement but w/e ]

[trueend]

five letters long
easy to type o:
its a good word
why doesnt it make sense though
???
theyre making stuff harder for us right?

[godcards]

Typically if one wants users to actually use their app, they don't try to turn everyone off from it. It might be amusing to them now, but if things continue to be difficult, they could see a decline in their userbase. Do you follow?

[trueend]

yes
but
dont think thats how THEY work
theyre making us use their app even if we want to or not
cant even get it off my phone??

[godcards]

Stop using your phone then. Or stop engaging anyone in the app...
There's options.

[trueend]

you could do the same
why dont you stop first

[godcards]

I don't have the same issues with it as you do.

[trueend]

are you sure

[godcards]

I'm sure. You're only like half my age, we have totally different outlooks. I'm much more capable of solving my problems, anyway.

[trueend]

then
why havent you solved your problems yet

[godcards]

Who is to say I haven't by now?
Why do you even care?

[trueend]

im to say :P
still using retrospec
and still have the app
your first message made it sound like retrospec was your problem too