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Comments

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd The law can get on my friend's A. S. S all it wants.
Barkson Pawd Fantasizing about arson, as it happens, is way better than a stress ball.

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking while I agree with that maybe we should look into some anger management for you? yoga or some shit
Steven Squawking ...or come by the bar and we'll figure out the best way to make it happen. I'm less impressed every time they show up

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd My anger is well managed. Thanks.
Barkson Pawd But I'll take that invitation if you mean it. I'm sure there's enough booze at the bar to make it happen.

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking bottom shelf only, you're not using my good booze for fuel
Steven Squawking ...I keep staring at your name and not getting it btw. that's how you know we need to burn everything to the ground

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd That makes two of us.
Barkson Pawd At least Steven Squawking is inspired.

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking kinda funny how Thalia and I got full nameflips and you and Annabeth ended up with bark-something. Annabeth's is kind of a flip, too, but...maybe they just ran out of creativity?
Steven Squawking it's sort of cute. like a cartoon character

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd Yeah. Cute.
Barkson Pawd In the same way that an hemorrhoid is cute.

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking considering this whole thing is a pain in the a s s that's not entirely wrong
Steven Squawking maybe they were trying to play on atlas shrugged? atlas and jason kinda sound alike and shrugged and pawd? I can't claim I get it