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[recollecters]

Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Comments

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd Seriously?
Barkson Pawd How the heck is that fair?

[A moment later—]

Barkson Pawd Duck you, that word isn't even that bad!

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford you and luke and annabeth are all locked?
Cindy Clawford i'm not sure it's fair but i'm sure as fuck not complaining.
Cindy Clawford :) fuckity fucking hell damn shit

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd Golly gee. Thanks for your support, big sis.
Barkson Pawd You're really warming the cockles of my heart.

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford if i wasn't lording this over you, you'd know i was an alien invader from outer space. or retrospec.

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd You're not wrong.
Barkson Pawd And if you were Retrospec, I think you'd be too busy vomiting ASCII characters to string coherent sentences.

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford that's true. they basically don't communicate normally ever.
Cindy Clawford and yet we all keep using the application?
Cindy Clawford we're bored idiots.

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd Bored, masochistic idiots.
Barkson Pawd It's like we have Stockholm Syndrome for an app.
Barkson Pawd Remember the simpler days when our biggest problem was a bad YouTube update?

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford why do we all STILL use youtube, too.
Cindy Clawford will we never learn?

[antagonize]

Barkson Pawd Apparently? No.
Barkson Pawd Looks like complaining about apps we don't like is easier than, you know, not using them.

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford we say, complaining on the app we are definitely going to keep using.
Cindy Clawford i mean the fact it pops up no matter how many times you try to delete it is like.
Cindy Clawford half a point in our favor.